Look, Detroit has black people in it. That’s racist against white people to help any black people even by accident. That money should have rightfully gone to subsidized Tim McGraw concerts for the truly needy.

Chao in the cabinet will also make it less likely McConnell will ever back any kind of impeachment or investigation into Trump.

Republican Senators actually have strong, sometimes even nuanced opinions on foreign policy. Not opinions I tend to agree with, but they’re real. So while your John McCain types are totally simpatico with Trump on domestic policy and indifferent to his personal corruption and loathsomeness, they absolutely do not want…

Stupid hat? Check.

We can probably safely refer to them as just The Last Generation at this point.

I call ‘em alt-reich when I need something very short, like for Twitter.

This will make me like Obama more, which will make January even more unbearable.

What a horrific situation. I’m sorry you went through that while serving the country in the military. You are a complete and utter hero for making it through the harassment and the investigation. Hope you’ve found a better working environment and peace of mind.

I have never talked about this ordeal outside of my close family/friends. The fallout was almost more than I could stand at the time, but weirdly, I feel like keeping it to myself is actually worse. 4 yrs ago, when I was a very junior officer in the military, my commander would CONSTANTLY harass me and would…

my pussy is enough of a gift, tbh

I thought for sure that the BLM would be abolished

Some how, in my mind, Hillary has gone from being my political candidate of choice to, like, my mom. I want to be like her, and I will fuck someone up to defend her.

“But it’s so unfair that CEO’s will only take home $30 million a year instead of $50 million. Why do you want to punish success? [*insert old rich white men tears]”

Seriously, fuck going Right. The Democratic party has been trying to have its cake and eat it too for 30 goddamn years, and it hasn’t gotten us anywhere. So it’s time to go Left, full on fucking “class warfare” style. I want universal healthcare, universal income, and I want to be able to hear rich people fucking ho…

I think this feels less like 2000 than like 2004. The horror of George W Bush wasn’t as apparent in the wake of the 2000 election as it was in ‘04, so while Gore’s loss was upsetting it didn’t feel life-changing at the time. Meanwhile in 2004, I have clear memories of being drunk and rocking myself back and forth at…

Well, then you missed the hissy fitting when they got called out in the comments. Ain’t no hurt feelings like white male privilege hurt feelings.

<3 u Jezzies!!! Thank you for showing those shitbags at Deadspin how it's done. (Ley, Drew, Jordan and ladies excepted.)

I got halfway through the Deadspin version (and I usually like them!) before my eyes rolled out of my head and across the floor so I couldn’t read anymore.

You may be right.

Alex Pareene’s self-important explanation for why he may or may not deem voting in a presidential election worthy of his time was the single worst thing I have read this election season.