“I’ve very excited about because I fucking love Domino’s”

Yep, this story needed to be told.

I’m in touch with my rings and other people’s rings

“It felt like he was trying to convince me I was wrong”.

It’s supposed to terrify ignorant people, but it actually is just terrifying how ignorant these powerful men are. We need better public schools, with comprehensive health classes and sex education, and we need more rational women in government to take the place of doofuses, misogynists, and religious extremists.

A little off topic, but what are your go-to dating apps? I have been swimming in the abyss of Tinder, Bumble, and Coffee Meets Bagel since early summer. CMB is fine, but the others... ugh. I just signed up for project fixup— has anyone had success with that one?

Altoids on the other hand fully denounced Trump. Considering they are not involved in this, I found their statement to be curiously strong.

Pussycat Dome!

I told my spouse this morning that I was waiting for NBC to request Hillary’s latest pap.

Minimal (if any) support for mothers, no affordable childcare, and the burden of care placed on women.

A delayed trip to the glue factory.

Olivia Munn, not Olivia Wilde. She’s married to that Jason Sudoku guy.

Yeah, I'm a Bernie supporter (but will be voting for Hillary) and his voice gets quite shouty. But, it's ok for men to shout. Ladies must talk in a seductive whisper baby voice.

With the way he so clearly loves Michelle and his beautiful girls I think we all secretly wish Obama was our dad. Like seriously after his speech I was like “He's got so much faith in me and this country, I cant disappoint him"

Post Baby!

Hey, Tay Tay. Welcome to the Tribe. See you at Rosh Ha Shona services?

So does this mean she won’t get any breakup song material out of this, or that she will anyway but said song(s) will be spectacularly boring?

I like seeing celebrity relationships where the people in them give about as much of a shit as I do.

They are cleverly hiding in cans of bean with bacon soup