“She is the living embodiment of everything people hate about politics.”

•Shortest session time: 5 minutes

no idea what you’re talking about.

It’s Passover in a few days so his abs should look like Matzoh.

I think “intellectually curious” is putting a good spin on his tendency to ask “What is that?” when presented with everyday objects, like telephones or clams or sprinklers.

I’m black and voting for Hillary. #SorrynotSorry. I don’t find this condescending at all. Why don’t you get in government IS the right answer. I’m so tired of all these whiny people running around complaining all the politicians are in someone’s pocket or are “UNAUTHENTIC” . GO BE A POLITICIAN Then. That’s an…

Slime.

hmmm... Ansel Elgort? IDK

Nino, yes, him I want to punch in the balls. But these books are so good at allowing its people to be complex human beings. How will that translate to TV? SO MANY QUESTIONS!

All I can say is Fuck NINO. He should be played by someone terrible like Shia LaBeouf

Anna: I mean if I had to [have sex with] one of the GOP candidates, certainly he’s an acceptable choice.

Eh. I’ve had plenty of dudes run screaming from me based on my intellect/job/demanding personality. I’ve also dated guys that found those traits really attractive. It’s almost as if men are all unique beings with their own likes and desires...

So what are they saying... that a bear can’t rape a man because it’s female?

Mine was a quasi-hookup, but bear with me. These dudes who lived together in a house while attending college were close-knit so they had a “post-Christmas” in February, in one of the dudes’ ranch in the countryside. I was invited by my BFF, one of the dudes’ girlfriends, and I was newly single, so I went. There was…

I am very sorry for those whose income relys on snowfall, but after last winter if I never see another flake I will be a happy woman.

Sorrynotsorry to be that asshole, but the “Lauren” is the modal name, not the median name. Median is middle, so on that list, it would be the average of “Jubilee” and “Lace”, so “Juce”? I wouldn’t put it past them to bring on a 29th cast member named “Juice” so we can reassess Bachelorette statistics then.

would it be bad to have sex with him just to have an abortion to spite him? i mean i know that’s a legitimately terrible thing to do, but this is paul ryan.

Yeah. The part of the analysis that the comparison of fathers with sons to fathers of daughters comes from says that before the policy there’s a 1.99% chance that men took leave for an infant. After the policy, it’s 3.15% if they have a son, and 2.61% if they have a daughter.

Yeah. Sex with strangers is gross! This is why AirBNB is so messed up, Can’t anything just be a simple HH Holmes murder hotel anymore? I just want to check into a hotel, realize there are no windows, wander around hallways that dead end to useless stairs, and then suffocate in a gigantic human vault.

Bless you, you tiny tiny man. Own your smallness. When you and the Hemsworths get stuck underground while spelunking, you’ll be the only one able to fit through the keyhole to the outside world, so revel in that.