Childcare!? In my day they just dropped you off at the bootstrap factory where you work your way up from the bottom. Coddling these children will not turn them into to the sociopathic corporate elites this country needs.

I would comment on the nature of his article itself, but I knew he was a world class bullshitter when he humble-bragged that on his very first trip to the snackateria, he managed to make his partner squirt.

Spoiler alert: the Romans kill Jesus.

I was really hoping someone would be so self-involved as to turn a larger issue into an anecdote about a unique personal experience that does nothing to change any of the points made in the post. Thanks!

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

Are you crazy? That would just make it so strong it would have killed them!

My childhood was bullshit.

Good thing you’re here .... to reMIIIIIND them...

what about people like me, who just use tinder for something to do while on the toilet

Found ‘em

On cheat day you get an extra 400 calories, 24 g of fat and a family homicide of your choice.

Hey, maybe it was his cheat day.

Alyssa should have saved her insults for these glasses.

UGHHHHH my eyes melted out of my face when I read that then my face melted off of my body then i died.

Tzitzits on her tits

The very existence of that dress as something designed for and by “white supremacists” disproves white supremacy.

I don’t want nun if she’s on a bun, hun.

Except there’s a bullet in every chamber.

Neither of them hold a candle to Gallagher, though.

You know what else encourages sexual activity amongst young people?