I’ve seen better, tbh.

Saying a woman or girl has “daddy issues” is fucking wretched. If she has daddy issues, shouldn’t the hate be directed at, you know, her god damned father? How is his disgusting and damaging fuckery her fault?

There is someone out there for everyone. Ugly or frumpy or fat or whatever. I am both frumpy and fat and I have never had any problem attracting a man.

Shooting him down would be truly epic misandry though.

Leaving him off was probably a strategic move because Bowie has gone on record saying that he is afraid of Americans.

I also think there might be some structural differences at work. Given that we’re talking about very young people, I suspect the sample might include more military couples, more couples where one person is a student, and more couples where one person has found a career and the other is struggling to find work or…

“ Like this, for example: “Haribo gummy dinosaurs speed up your metabolism because their shape is interpreted by the body as predatory, causing them to be processed by the digestive system more quickly than other gummies. That seems scientific to me.” See? Gorgeous.” This is gorgeous.

Urgh. Taylor Swift just seems like the perfect artist for when you want to get all pissy and immature about an ex boyfriend. Was she singing into a hairbrush??

I thought a Zoodle was across between a zebra and a poodle?

I really fucking hope tons and tons of people read this and realize that assault is a serious thing, and for some reason we keep treating it as ‘women are just lying bitches’ and THAT’S NOT FUCKING OKAY.

I, for one, welcome our new low rise overlords. Seriously, speaking as a short and curvy person with an actual low rise, low rise jeans can not come back soon enough. I feel as if I’ve been walking in a denim desert for the past decade or so since the last time the planet was blanketed with Old Navy low rise bootlegs.…

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Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry Touch is hands-down my favorite. It can be purchased everywhere, including http://www.amaz…

Every other commercial on tv seems to say so, yes. Probiotics, etc. I am weary of poop-related advertising. Side eye at you, Charmin, with your stupid poopy bears.

Damn, just when I was going to pitch my Peggy Noonan/Victoria Jackson idea!

I feel bad for the lady in orange. Not to mention all those police officers who came close to winning.

Pretty sure this is directly tied to lack of paid maternity leave. If your income is going to take a hit for having infants, better to get all the rough years over with at once. I guess you could argue that longer spacing = more time to save up for the next baby, but we all know Americans suck at saving no matter…

I need one that keeps reminding me that I’m pathetic, and that no real woman will ever love whilst I do my thing

Not even the best Nadia Comaneci humblebrag! I like this one:

Did Simon do most of the work in the orgy, too?