The great thing about a delirium is you don't have to go fast to have fun, but if you bring it up to 85mph its a mother f***er.

No, that was a hoax created by Obama to make everyone eat pancakes or something, remember?

And remember: positive earth.

Offer Oil, if they say they brought oil and don’t need it (not at that moment, at least) you go one step further and offer a clean rag to clean their hands.

No no no, you offer to top off their wiring harness smoke first, then oil, then the jump.

Every time this meme comes up I feel the perverse desire to point out that Supra turbo transaction prices are now higher than 355 transaction prices, at least on eBay.

You can actually see a weight shift in the vehicle at :05 - :06.

They now offer an automated manual because their competitors (Maruti Suzuki) launched it in their newer city hatchback (Celerio).

That’s not quite right. The wheel diameter tells you nothing about width and rolling diameter as it doesn’t include tire. Older cars in the U.S. ran 13” wheels without issue. A roll over like this (if not fake) is more about center of gravity and vehicle width rather than wheel size. In this scenario the vehicle…

Come on, we know the real reason the car flipped. One of the tires was low 1.5 psi.

What does the wheel diameter have to do with it?

This is so wonderful that I now want to hug the Hummer.

Actually zero gravity is more like a state of perpetual falling.

Ford GT is a decade old as well lol

I refute your claims with this:

I wouldn’t really consider any of them “brand new”. Maybe the 599 depending when he got it. I have no argument for your other two points, but they’re not about his cars, so I don’t really care about them.

There’s a restrictor plate joke in here, but I’m only pursuing it if you can promise Jezebel will see it.

I think we’ve hit Numberwang, yes? Up for a game of Mornington Crescent?

Seriously, this is making me uncomfortable. Don’t wanna have to explain to my gf that I’m breaking up with her for a stranger on the internet of whose name or appearance I have no idea.

It's a Pushmepullyou