I personally like the avocado with smoked kippers, lemon juice and little salt and pepper, but I call it Kippers on toast. It's good.

I want those things as well, though maybe I'd keep it to 20 years younger. For now.

pretty soon that word is going to cease to have any meaning at all, it’ll just be an insult to throw at people. I can live with what you consider me because I know where it’s coming from, but it doesn’t mean you’re right.

“There’s only one true judge and that’s God, so chill and let my father do his job.”

And we understand its intention was praise of black women. Are we not allowed to enjoy a tune if it’s not meant exactly for us? i know people don’t like appropriation but you have to leave people some space to embrace other cultures’ art because keeping everything separate is a bad thing right? She’s proud of her…

Have you never heard Baby Got Back? A good number of the population, black, white and other , spent the 90s singing these lyrics and still do at the occasional wedding. And as a white girl with a big ass who spent most of her life in Oakland, I sang the hell out of that line.. I’m not seeing the racism here.

I’m one of the few who have never been a fan of Woody Allen’s so I find this shameful. He may be talented but a talented perv is still a perv and should be held accountable for his actions.

I discovered this show on PBS last year and love it. The lack of “I’m not here to make friends” is so wonderful and refreshing. Just people dokn their best without being total tools in the process, it's scrummy.

I think she looks like Kate’s mother and George looks like her father. I don't see a lot of the Royals in the kids.

That’s cuter than saying you met your husband when he was dating a coworker who became a friend of yours. Oh the dirty looks. She ended up leaving him for his best friend and we just started hanging out because he didn’t have anyone else at the time and I lived around the corner. Isn’t it romantic?

For years I had a dead spider in the dashboard of my car, I named him Zed. I actually missed him for a bit when I finally bought a new car.

My Italian side is saying the same thing but my non-Italian side is Irish so it's agreeing.

Hey Ana, maybe you’ve never worked an office job but sitting in place for up to 8 hours a day can really, really suck. I’d love a standing desk.

If Erykah is in California, her grass should be yellow because it's dead.

I think I would be more excited to go to weddings if I knew a Bridesmaid was going to be kicked in the head by a groomsman during the reception. But I do hate the performances people seem to think are cute. They're not.

Yeah, I’m the Trophy Wife and I own it proudly. The first one cheated on him within a year of their being married and then kept the kid away from him as much as she could. He deserves a trophy and I’m it. And 20 years later, I’m the Trophy Grandma.

People should relax a bit with the whole germ thing. Kids need some germs to protect them from worse germs. they need to build up antibodies or whatever. Antibacterial soap commercials aren’t doing anyone any favors. Yeah, our 4 year old niece licked the escalator handrail at the subway station. It was gross and we…

I did notice that Grommet makes a cameo in the trailer. I hope he says ‘see you in hell, Johnny’.

A friend and I went skydiving back in ‘92 thanks to the original movie. (Which ruined the Keanu/Patrick/1 parachute scene for me, they never would have heard each other speaking) I’m a bit afraid of what this remake will motivate folks to do.

She does motber him a lot. I think he's her son/cousin as well. Though I did rather think he might have been Sam's son. He's someone's kid.