True story;

I took this photo in a museum in Lima. When I took the photo, and immediately afterwards, all the statues were looking to the right of the camera lens.

I used to have a recurring dream I was reading a book. A light would illuminate 3 lines scrolling to keep the one I was on in the center. I would go on reading slowly but not really comprehending, as one does sometimes. At some point in the dream I would realize I was reading the book of my life. I would start…

I am more concerned that this lady is going to teach her daughter that "r" is an appropriate way to write "are."

I have no idea what emotion this picture could possibly convey. Is weird an emotion?

Yeah, I can write a better under-140-character sentence than that: "Donald Trump dies penniless."

There are tears of pure unadulterated delight streaming down my face. This ranking = magic.

Wow. Such fringe. Very curves.

Oprah has been wonderfully vocal about that for a long time - I think she brought it up when discussing her own rape and sexual abuse on her original show many years ago. It's definitely something that needs to be talked about more.

I'm glad it was put out there on the air from someone with the voice that Oprah has, that it is okay to have found the abuse pleasurable. Maybe it's becoming a little less taboo to say it now, but I'm so glad she told him that it's not wrong to feel that way.

Points for being this week's perfect use of "akimbo."

If you have the gall to ask for something they could otherwise sell for $4,000 for free for 15 strangers, I'm pretty sure they have the right to ask you for something that ensures they get some value out of you. Not saying that these dudes aren't massive douches, but if you literally say "I should get in for free with…

There's a lot to be worried about when a loved one is an emergency responder. But now I'll add this to the list. Especially since my loved one is the special kind of loony who'd take hold of a venomous snake and just be like, "Hey, buddy. You get a little lost? You're probably just hungry." FOR YOUR BUTT, HE IS…

Ya, as soon as I saw him "receive the news" that his son had been found - I was like - oh hell no - that dude KNEW and he was trying to act all shocked but I was not buying it at all. BAD ACTING. Much more like - shit - i'm on tv - how do I cover????

So fellow Jezzies, where do you live? I'm just curious/nosy :] I live in Texas. It's not as bad as some of you think it is. I swear! From what I've been told by others, this is what a lot of people think of when they think of Texas (eh, it's not like they're wrong):

I didn't go.

I want to give THIS COMMENT a rose.