Here's what I heard is gonna happen.

He's what it would look like if you raised a Cupie doll on nothing but corn, steaks, and creatine.

I like Solange but that just was simply not cool. You don't put your on hands on folk.

Whatever the reason they were arguing, resorting to physical violence is bullshit. Not cool Solange, not cool. Go take out your rage like the rest of us do: by furiously stabbing at any food you can get your fork/spoon onto.

I would rather play laser tag than make out with Justin Bieber

I want to time travel and hug the children you were, and I want to regular travel and shake the hand of the adult you have become.

I'd wear those.

He's very committed to that hat, isn't he?

I miss our little house in the midwest that we left behind to move to the east coast. If I could have somehow transported it here...

May I introduce you to the pagoda house in Ditmas Park, Brooklyn. I want it so very very badly.

I unscruted it.

My first thought? "You came in like a wiiiiffffflle ball...."

I for one welcome our new medusozoan overlords.

Don't tease.

I'm sensitive.

Yo fuck this guy. Between the shushing and the listen-to-mes and the FORCIBLE CHIN GRAB/HEAD TURN, this dude is a dillhole.

"How was that?"

"I just came in my panties."

"WHAT?"

"I said 'I JUST CAME IN MY PANTIES!'"

"YOU WANT TO GO TO OLIVE GARDEN FOR SOME SHRIMP SCAMPI?"

"WHAT?"

So I followed the link thinking there might be an explanation for why this 15 month old had never been "out in the elements" before, but there was none. Did she have some serious medical condition? Why on earth had she not been outside before?

Fuck Lena Dunham.
She of all actresses knew about Richardson as a pro-claimed feminist about body shapes, etc. If she didn't, she chose not to inform herself to insulate her from possiblenl criticism. Note: she never acted like she had no idea what Terry's rep was. She made a choice to play the Hollywood game, got…