My post-breakup sexcapades were few and far between, and also pretty depressing. Turns out I can't get off without emotional connection, and if you're having sex as a way to get over strong feelings you either feel incredibly bored and dead inside or your emotions jump onto the current hookup and get your heart…

Well done. Truly a great victory for feminism.

Wow. This is the ultimate in concern trolling.

Dr. Muffley...ob-gyn...

Orange Tabby Is the New Black.

"This iPhone is 500% fluffier than any of our previous models. It's our fluffiest... iPhone... ever."

I'm sorry, singing Beyonce with BEYONCE would make my night forever. I would never, ever, ever stop talking about that. Especially if it was Crazy in Love or Bootylicious or fuck, any Beyonce song like ever.

If there was any alcohol in me, I probably would have pissed myself if I realized I was singing Party with Beyonce. I probably would have peed quite a bit. That's why I'm terrified something like this will happen to me, because I would embarrass myself in a grand, grand fashion.

Pfft. I knew it was fake as soon as I saw the black cat.

Keep it up Madonna. You're getting really close.

It's disgusting to read the comments section of this article. Here are two young women trying to make something of themselves that doesn't revolve around exploiting their sexuality, and all these fully grown adults who identify as "feminists" are just ripping them apart.

Notice how they said it shouldn't be trivialized but they made no black and white statement about whether they disapproved of her using like two seconds of audio in the song. I just feel like whether you approve or not she is getting a lot of flack in a world where tons of artists of all types use public tragedies in…

Something tells me NASA wouldn't have said shit if that sample was used in a Coldplay song with a similar theme.

I have mixed feelings. The disaster was a big deal for my generation, but...

I listened to the song a lot and I don't think it was disrespectful, my two cents

If I die and go to hell, I will be apologizing for plagiarizing an apology in a Human Centipede of regret forever.

Thank you! I was just wondering why we don't see more ads with fat women paired with incredibly creepy-looking dudes with bad tattoos.

It's diversity! You never see attractive fat women paired with sketchoid bodybuilders doing Khal Drogo/Travis Bickle mashup cosplay.

"Nothing could possibly go wrong here with the Christmas tree!" said no cat owner ever…