I teach a middle school "Robotics" workshop this summer, and 5 of my little charges wear these sandals with socks every day. I LOVE THESE CHILDREN, and I will not date a man who wears their shoes.

There's a bit in "Kissing Jessica Stein" where Jennifer Wesfeld's character sits at different restaurant tables in a time lapse video with different men who are all mispronouncing words. It's always the boner-killer moment.

whew. thanks.

I raise a glass and nod to this story!

Oh my god. I know an understandable editorial pet peeve is the comment "nuff said," but THAT IMAGE. THAT IMAGE IS 'NUFF SAID.

There's something wonderful about having a friend to dry-heave for you at that moment. It's the perfect response.

Great date with English PhD, reasonable chemistry. After a more-arduous-than-usual process of getting him into bed, I discover that he has huge balls. More specifically, I reach down, and he feels compelled to provide a lengthy apology for his balls. Looking back, I don't know if it was the big balls, or the…

Warning: the following comment is esoteric. I have Barbie-like dimensions- absurdly long legs with the thigh gap, and have received uninvited comments about it. When I was a child, though, the Barbie of my imagination was always cooler than me and "other," in a way unrelated to her body dimensions. She was older,…

Oh my gosh! Great!

The woman who plays Snoop is hauntingly beautiful.

An unspoken point is that male pop stars like Justins Timberlake and Bieber did this long before Miley and it worked out well for them. Appropriation is genderless, but it's interesting to think that we might be quicker to assign blame when it's our gender that's appropriating? I liked Miley's video. Dodai's piece…

Find a picture of a capybara not looking insouciant, and I will send you $100.

That was divine.

GOD I JUST WANT LINDY TO BE MY FRIEND SOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAD!

Relatively ENORMOUS!

You're relatively ENORMOUS!

46.6% though? Of women? Something just doesn't add up.

Exactly.

I have been masturbating two or three times a day lately due to loneliness and anxiety, and I can't imagine masturbating less than once a month. Is it a sweeping assumption to say that masturbating is generally a component of good, sexual and psychological health? I am SHOCKED by that 46.6 figure.