I get what you're saying, but I think the control experiment for your defense is expensive, thousand-dollar shoes vs. cheap flats. I'd hypothesize that cheap flats a day keep the podiatrist away.

I resent SJP's implication that it was cheap shoes that put her in a doctor's office, and not the mile-high, thousand-dollar ones.

That shit cray.

My friend is mushrooms. Every six months or so, she helps me see the trees, and then we eat Indian food together and I feel more connected to life and the present moment in a permanent way afterwards. Thanks, friend.

Yes, thank you! Well said! The cypher force is strong with these kids.

+1

+1

I came on here to say that. Thanks.

Taylor Swift was formerly only good for eyeroll generations with me, but this morning my 8 y/o was prancing around after finishing her toast singing "Trouble," and we watched the video with the screaming goats, and then the actual video, and you know what? I believed what Taylor Swift was selling. She is a beautiful,…

Jesus Christ on a cracker.

Jesus Christ.

Yeah, I like that you mentioned Vitamin D. I swear it makes a difference.

Key lime pie is gorgeous.

What about a window? Do you have a window you can look out of to see the snow?

Hey there, you hang on tight. Keep breathing, get yourself a glass of water, take a multivitamin, and go for a walk. Look for one beautiful thing during your walk- sunlight, a bird, a shadow, a person, and hold on to it. I am sending you a hug.

Eeeeeeeee! Heee hee!

that picture just made me cry.

I used to work as a salesgirl at Anthropologie in Saint Louis, and I will never forget, for as long as I live, the woman in the dressing room sobbing, with mascara running down her cheeks, while on her hands and knees looking for the $12,000 ring her fiance had given her the night before.