Hearted..

The accompanying picture is perfect for this post- you can see the happiness and humor of their marriage on his face.

Fuck you, PETA. From the bottom of my cold, carnivorous heart.

Thank you. I couldn't even move my fingers to type, but that sums it up.

Yes, there is the image for the expression on my face! Thank you!

And it will never cease to amaze me how much I love Erin Gloria Ryan's descriptions! "Muddy, pea green diamond!" Brilliant!

Foo Fighters?

I have a hard time hating on someone who looks like she doesn't feel very well, but it looks like no one else here has a problem with it.

Right? I mean, what's the take home? Call acquaintances periodically to check in? "Hi! AboutNuts here! Just wanted to make sure you're not a corpse on the second floor of your dark, lonely abode!"

I wanted to offer my story about spanking my three year-old nut in a coffee shop after she threw a tantrum. She threw a tantrum because I didn't buy her a treat, and as we walked back to our apartment, I said, "I am going to have to spank you when we get home. Do you understand why?" She nodded. When we got home, I…

I wish Jezzie editors would link to the original article in PNAS. LiveScience can offer their interpretation of the original article, but the author isn't linking to the original article. Scientists don't publish in LiveScience, journalists do. You're the journalist, so link to the science.

I don't think you're oversimplifying. I think it's that simple.

Yep, vasoconstriction (at first) followed by vasodilation (later) during a sinus infection could also cause that achy feeling.

I have a tooth (healthy, but with a deep filling) that aches for one week each month, coinciding with my period. When I had a fistula behind my knee surgically repaired, the area would also ache . . . during my period. From what I understand, the hormones involved in menstruation lead to changes in your circulatory…

I can't make sense of it, but it's weirdly mesmerizing. So . . . success?

So if Kelly was orange that outfit would be alright?

Also, everyone on this thread: add "212" to your workout playlist. I play it twice in the middle of my 5K and I lost two minutes off my time. No lie.

Aaaaaaaand hearted.

Yes, I immediately thought of this too! She's a natural.

I'm gonna go out on a limb like a fast squirrel and speculate that he cheated on her.