I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

Don’t: ram people with your cart when they decide to just stop in the middle of an aisle and there’s not enough room to go around them, or they’re walking really really slow. Apparently, that’s not ok, even though it might feel good.

Welcome to the family, son. <barfs>

“Nobody knows what to do with this finger you can pick up”

This is an entirely different article that should be written. If you are in your 20s, you should not be allowed to make your bridesmaids/groomsmen pay out the etc for your wedding.

Welp. Thankfully vibranium doesn’t exist, because combined with this I’d throw my vibranium shield at pretty much everything.

That is udderly disgusting.

...I’ll show myself out.

Can’t be. Herobrine was removed last patch.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

My man

If you get annoyed at having to explain what you do multiple times, try not to let it get to you.

Oh! And the one time I walked out on a date when the person started going all conspiracy theory and proclaiming that J.K. Rowling was “put in power” by “demonic forces” for a “reason.” I walked out before I punched them in the face in the middle of a coffee shop.

One big one is if I notice they’re doing all the talking. Especially if this means I also notice they don’t ask me any questions. I’m willing to accept it for the first date (maybe) - everybody gets nervous - but it becomes a serious red flag by date #2.

Watch how they treat wait staff, ticket takers etc. If they are genuinely kind to them, they are probably a genuinely kind person all around. The opposite is also likely true.

Severe under-representation of the mixed species here

I think I found an effective cost cutting solution.

New costumes for Han and Luke...