I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

Art3mis (or Artemis)

I will take that shit into consideration next time

How about earning some audience respect by not acting like a bunch of 12 year olds who’ve just discovered expletives. Serious people don’t curse. So, duck you, millennial ignoramuses.

“His parents grudgingly signed the forms, and McSorley travelled just across the B.C. border to Blaine, Wash., to enlist in the U.S. army, which was accepting anyone who came through the door.”

This is a very misleading article title. You aren’t actually getting programs in a Chromebook. You are instead running a janky remote session that runs like crap compared to just using your windows or Mac computer.

Press Z or R twice!

MIND CONTROL! THERMITE PAINT! 7-ELEVEN WAS A PART TIME JOB.

Now the song’s stuck in my head...

I know this has been done to death but I will not relent until I see no more vertical videos on youtube.

Don’t: ram people with your cart when they decide to just stop in the middle of an aisle and there’s not enough room to go around them, or they’re walking really really slow. Apparently, that’s not ok, even though it might feel good.

Welcome to the family, son. <barfs>

I guess I’ll have to buy my $6 asparagus water somewhere else then...

“Nobody knows what to do with this finger you can pick up”

This is an entirely different article that should be written. If you are in your 20s, you should not be allowed to make your bridesmaids/groomsmen pay out the etc for your wedding.

I’ll back you up. Hot Fuzz is the funniest film to be released in the last ten years, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

Hot Fuzz is such a well done, tight film that it’s going to be hard for him to top it ever.

Hott Fuzz is a masterpiece that the World’s End simply cannot touch, and don’t you let anyone tell you otherwise.

Yeah, too bad Shaun of the Dead didn’t have any foreshadowing ;)

You’re wrong (about me telling you you’re wrong). Hot Fuzz was awesome.