Selphie won’t like this.

Yes, yes he did... He hates trains.

So, you spend the entire article whining about at most 20-30 minutes of play time?

I thank God for every moment Nemesis wasn’t on the screen.

Good article. 10 and 9 cannot be overstated. I get up every morning, shower, get dressed (even a tie if I have a video call), go out for coffee and come back ready to get to work - as if I commuted to the office.

“My new project is a very small super-powerful PC with no heatsinks and no fans - it is cooled by liquid propane, boiled into gaseous propane in an expansion block. From there, I can either compress back into a tank under high pressure, or vent out of a burner nozzle for supercooling to subzero temps. If I had more…

One for the guests, one for me. Two for the guests, one...two for me...

Nah. Too soon. I named her John Cena

Obviously it doesn’t want spoilers out there, but like that will even stop it from happening.

Don’t be fooled. That’s no Mario!

I had never used a Windows-based machine. Only Macs and Unix machines. So I honestly had no idea how to put my CD into the computer and then view its contents. And I had gone to graduate school in computer science.

They do. In fact, Super Meat Boy, Geometry Wars, Toy Soldiers, and several others are already available for preview members.

• Dark Souls

I would just love it if All my Xbox Live Arcade titles carried over. Unless they do in fact transfer over and I’m just completely unaware.