This is my moment in the ketchup-flavored sun.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

“Ugh, Mongo use fingers! Make lady caveman yell like stabbed wild pig! Make other cavemen jealous of Mongo skills!”

Just for that I’m bringing your other comment out of the greys.

Shit, I wish I had read your comment first...

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

That is the troll that laid the golden eggs.

I didn’t realize political props could be confiscated like chewing gum in grade school

I am blown away by this wonderful act of trolldom.

I think you might be right. She is clearly physically repulsed by him to the point where she can’t mask it. That looks reflexive.

My short-term life goal is to be the person who did this!

Question to which you may not have the answer: Did the crowd KNOW those were Russian flags or did they just see red, white and blue and “Trump” and figured, “Cool”?

How dare we use our Constitution and Rule of Law to prevent the Republicans from enacting illegal and discriminatory legislation with unchecked impunity! For shame!

Also, doesn’t it seem awfully rude for your character to try to hurt their character? Wouldn’t it be better if they were just friends?

Mika on Morning Jockstrap said something to the effect of “at some point can we believe what is before our eyes?” GIRRRRRRRLLLL the sane people were there a long time ago, but continue on with normalizing BS.

Typical missionary behavior. They’re completely convinced what they’re doing is heroic.

She’s very hate-able!

Queue the Donald Trump tweet about those people being so nasty to her. Bears!

Even the organizations and lobbyists that support the voucher system hate her. Literally no one seems to support her except for the private schools that will be raking in government money. Republicans really screwed up on this one.

I know right? I don’t understand the “physically blocked by protesters” narrative. Ooooh scary black man! !