Can we have Al Franken as her running mate?

I just heard my senator, Dick Durbin, on MSNBC. Apparently Sen. Warren, with her popularity and articulateness (is that a word?) gets under the Repubs skin like no one else in the senate. So it was personal.

It is complete bullshit, but I really don’t get why Mitch did it. I doubt there are some moderate constituents who would decide that Sessions actually isn’t great and would call his GOP senator after watching this on CSPAN. Was he really worried that her reading the letter would sway a GOP senator’s mind? Hasn’t this…

She is the only person I think who can truly unite the Bernie people, with her laser-like focus on wealth inequality, and Hillary people, with her intersectional views on social issues.

because it might give them pause for a second and make them consider who the fuck they have actually become.

I personally am more pissed about the lazy, hate-filled, greedy, American pussies that vote for these shitsticks every god damned election.

thank you! I plan on printing it out 100 times and sending them all to him!

Here is a link to a PDF of the letter from Coretta Scott King. Please fax it to Mitch’s office with the header “Nevertheless, She Persisted.” His fax number is (202) 224-2499, and you can use HelloFax or any other free faxing service to send it from your computer.

This is obviously horrible. But I doubt it will have any effect. The republicans don’t even need to pretend to care anymore, optics be damned. I mean they showed us who they are a million times and their asses still got re-elected.

I’m sure you’ll be too busy to deal with me. I have no idea how so many spider eggs wound up in your beard but they look like they are ready to hatch any day now and they are going to want revenge.

I also said I would kill you last. That’s still . . . up in the air.

You said Snacktaku was canceled you liar!

My 5yo daughter heard his critical hit phrase one time. She wouldn’t stop saying, “Time to take out the trash” for a month. I just wish she was old enough to take out the trash.

I think she’s one of those “blonde at any cost” people, and the bleach is destroying her hair. Her hair is also very thin- you can see her scalp. She could really just give up the ghost and get a good wig, although at this point everyone would know it was a wig.

For some reason, when you work for high-profile anti-LGBTQ politicians (and Cheetolini’s personal opinions don’t count, he’s letting Pence run things), it’s difficult to find talented hair, make-up, and fashion advisors.

Just wait till you go grey & get perma-flyaway.... You’ll be soaking your hair in oil for hours going “why doesn’t it ever look like this goddamn conditioner is working??” Sad but inevitable!

She’s a sentient pile of old hay.

Every day of this new adminstration is like a grimdark political sitcom that will invariably end with a nuclear holocaust in time for sweeps week. It’s also badly written!!

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”