I say that there are two types of actors: working and unemployed. I don't understand why some people feel the need to sneer about actors who did commercials in their early days. I guess when people are entitled slackers mooching of their 'rents, they feel anything less than superstar work is beneath them.

I got killed by that one, too. When she led me around the side of the house and I saw the three dudes, I was like, "NPCs can attack me in this game?!?" Because I was set to unarmed and I was so surprised by the ambush, I couldn't fumble my weapons wheel up in time to get a gat and smoke some foo's.

How does something that happens in the first five minutes of the game get considered a spoiler? That's like hiding that something happened to Bruce Wayne's parents.

So effing what? No one is going to be happy until Mike commits suicide to appease the howling hordes of grievance mongers. At the MTV VMAs there was a Justin Timberlake performance with a N*Sync reunion, Katy Perry performed and Lady Gaga sat in a sea shell G-string all night, but what is the ONLY thing anyone…

U mad, bro?

After a few years of Android phone and tablet use, a buddy hooked me up with a deal for an OG iPad the place he worked for were retiring. I wanted to see what this supposed "Jesus tablet" had that made so many people think it was the bomb diggity. Within a half-hour of seeing how Apple's arrogant "Think the way we…

Sell your computer and all your possession and move to a Luddite commune, hippie! "Boo hoo! Evil capitalism isn't fun!" Go Occupy something, emo kid! You'd probably cut your wrists if you played GTA V and saw the Impotent Rage: The Liberal Superhero cartoon.

I positively HATE these smash/drop/blend videos where perfectly working stuff is trashed for no purpose other than juvenile lulz. I remember the punk who had "SmashMyPS3.com" and was collecting donations to allow him to pick one up on launch day in 2006, display it the the crowd waiting in line, and then slamming it…

Based on the track record of habitual liar Gabe "When's lunch? I haven't eaten in minutes!" Newell, we'll be "promised" some overpriced Linux PC that won't play a majority of the hottest titles to be available on a certain date that they will then miss, lying all the way up to and past that deadline.

I remember seeing there was an achievement for watching the credits of Guitar Hero II and firing them up only to be tortured by some butt rock tune called "Lady Lightning" for easily 20 minutes. I posted to forums that if they wanted the cheevo, fire it up, mute the sound, and go eat lunch.

DEAD TO RIGHTS (XBOX)

I HATED Ninja Gaiden because it was mercilessly difficult AND when you failed, you had to re-fight a bunch of guys before you got another crack at the boss. Rinse. Repeat. Dafuq.

I wanted to play Wet for the longest time because I'm a fan of kickass chicks and Eliza Dushku and it took forever before it became a $10 used title at Gamefly. I start playing it and while the Samurai Jack-esque black-white-and-red rage scenes were cool, the way you had to watch the canned drink health-toss…

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As others have pointed out, you didn't have to kill any civilians. In case it would cause suspicion to not fire, I shot near people, blowing out windows, but didn't kill anyone until the cops arrive.

The ladder moment didn't stop me from finishing, but it is one of the all-time "ZOMG! HOLYSH*TWTFAAAAIIEEEEE!!!! [pause game; shovel out underwear]" moments. The way she'd appear like an apparition before had repeatedly freaked me out, but the way they used the forced camera moves was genius.

Same here. I bought a used copy off Gamefly for a credit cardless friend and played it a little before delivering it to him and got a whiff of the problems with interrogations in the first case (the jewelry store robbery). After he beat it, he gave it to me and I tried again from scratch and not only blew that first…

You're typical of the retarded Internet doofus who thinks Pacific Rim is anything other than crap. How many tens of thousands in debt are you after attending college to be able to fart out such a witty rejoinder?

Dear gawd, how are you a gamer yet so utterly clueless as to how games are made?

Dude, I get that. It looks awesome and supposedly has 100 hours of gameplay and all that win cost money. I'm just disputing the guesstimate of a non-gaming news site.