I'm sorry, but there needs to be a valid reason for a hot chick in a bikini with a sniper rifle in a game? Yeesh. It's people like those hung up on waging gender wars who make gaming (and life in general) miserable these days. What's next; saying Dickwolves is bad? What's that? FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU...

How the hell do you interpret anything that I said as being worthy of my words needing eating or that the game may not be awesome?!? All I'm saying is that the speculative cost seems too high.

GTA IV reportedly cost $100-$120 million and when you saw the depth and breadth of that game, you could see where the money had gone. Even allowing for inflation and the clearly larger scope of GTA V, this number sounds like it was yanked out of someone's colon. I'd believe $175 million, maybe $200M, but $266M just…

Except that if they kill off a gay spouse it would be denounced by the usual grievance-mongers as a hate crime, etc. Nevermind the legions of straight victims over history, gays are an Extra-Special Designated Victim Class and as such must be portrayed as both superior to their dirty breeder cohort, but exempted from…

In March 2003 Valve announced the existence of Half-Life 2 and PROMISED that it would release on September 30. PROMISED. They had a huge release party scheduled where ATI, who paid $6 million for the privilege, rented Alcatraz and GabeN took his fat, f*cking lying ass there and didn't reveal the game because it wasn't…

I'm not mad at TF2 - I've barely played it. The problem is that everyone sucks GabeN's grease-and-Cheeto dust-encrusted dick when he's consistently lied to them for a DECADE. It's pathetic that you believe that serial lying and not delivering products is "infinitely superior" to what's at Microsoft now.

That's a Strat-copy body, not an actual Stratocaster. One of my first guitars was a Strat copy, down to the headstock (not like this clearly Gibson/Epi Explorer stock) - I've always wondered why Fender didn't shut them down?

A Strat-shaped guitar or actual Stratocaster? Citation, please.

How the hell does anyone think Fender makes Les Pauls?!?

That anything that isn't explicitly anti-white/male/straight/capitalist/religious is considered unacceptable "pro-" speech perfectly illustrates just how liberals don't believe in free speech, diversity and/or tolerance. Only *approved* people can say whatever they want; everyone else needs to STFU.

Sure, you'll have a console immediately and it won't cost that much, but you'll still be a sad little twerp who thinks that he's schooled some stranger from the basement of his parents house and will never feel the soft touch of a real woman without paying much more than that console cost. But hey, go you with that…

Yeah, but the person here who isn't good with money in your post is YOU!

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!

None of this matters because, as the Sony fanholes constantly spam, "Teh PS4 haz too more DDRz! FTW!!!1!!"

Gabe is a fat, fucking liar who bought his best ideas from actually creative teams and then milks them to death while refusing to explain his past lies, but gamers bend over and say "THANK YOU!!! MAY WE HAVE ANOTHER?!?!" for party hats and trading cards like prison yard bitches!

The morons who can't suck Gabe "When's lunch? I haven't eaten in minutes!" Newell's fat, f*cking, lying dick hard enough need to choke on said dick! They forgive that he lied about the status of Half-Life 2; they forgive that he pretends there wasn't supposed to be an Episode 3; they gleefully cheer party hats and…

The Wii U had 500,000 console pre-orders and 1.2 million game orders and is an unmitigated failure. You're also comparing interest for a $400 console vs a $500 console in 2013 to the PS3 in 2006 which was a $600 console in a time when $300 was the previous gen's ceiling and the X360 was $400.

Here's the reason the next generation isn't exciting me: It's only offering shinier versions of what I already have.

Any publisher who launches a hot title without proper server capacity should have their top execs horse-whipped in the town square. This isn't the early days of the Internet and MMOs where it was an actually surprise at how much demand there'd be. There is over a decade of real-life data of how these things go, so…

I was amusing myself by using the silly M$ styling. Sorry that it carries so much evil meaning for some.