Yep, 28. Asian women look like they're 15 until they're 30, then they look like they're 25 until they're 50 at which point they look like they're 40 until they're 70 when they start looking like Yoda.

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Stopped reading at the part where terrible service is no reason to not tip. It's doubly stupid to suggest we go to the management because couldn't that result in her having NO JOB?!?

>"As Entertainment Weekly's wildly overrated, spoiler-addicted, unhinged and blind to his own biases and hate film hack Owen Gleiberman put it..."

I see they're sticking with the same, tired, unergonomic gamepad design with convex triggers and thumbstick tops. I've already got a Blu-ray player that plays a few PS-exclusives, so pass on this and bring on the next Xbox, thank you very much.

Forget the Harbaughs, can you imagine what Thanksgiving at the Mannings is like? Eli leaning back at the table and saying, "So how many ring do you have, Bro? How about you, Dad?"

>"Here's what you did: you saw that someone was saying something negative about the game that you love more than life itself, got angry, assumed they were jealous, and ranted about it."

Huge in the '90s? Try the '80s? For their first four albums, released between 1983-86, they were the quintessential critics darling/college hipster band, selling only a few hundred thousand copies to bespectacled bike nerds who rebelled against the Michael Jackson/Bruce Springsteen hegemony.

And your emo whining is different from every hipster craybaby who bleats about how unjust it is that Justin Bieber/Avatar/50 Shades of Gray makes eleventy bazillion dollars while Moldy Peaches/Tiny Furniture/Infinite Jest are relatively ignored how exactly?

Tell yourself what you must to sleep at night. This is an EXCERPT and to understand where the writer is coming from, you have to know about the writer. Derp!

How did Michael Pachter get to be the ONLY analyst* who gets quoted about videogaming when he is almost NEVER right about anything. Ever. He's the gaming equivalent of a sports analyst who predicts the Detroit Lions to be Super Bowl contenders every year.

Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious!

This is cool unless they allow him to control the plotting which means that Episode IX will consist of stuff totally unrelated to the previous two movies and it will totally faceplant in the last 15 minutes.

Didn't even notice it. Just thought it was a split-image.

The PS3 controllers are a testament to hubris, inertia and laziness of Sony. Yeah, it's got a better D-pad than the Xbox 360, but the ergonomics of the rest of it suck hard enough to bend light. While most focus on the offset sticks vs the inline ones on the PS controllers, the fact that Sony has convex triggers and…

So you're not going to buy a game because you're for drug prohibition and against gay marriage and you refuse to enrich guys who aren't? @_@

You can get other Manfrotto quick-release adapters for $25-$30.

Wow. 3GB needed to change a flashlight beam. Fail^infinity.

Does it hurt to be that stupid? Perhaps ObamaCare will cover your pain.

Because Double Fine raked in over $1 million in the first 24 hours of their Kickstarter, netting $3.3 million total. Obsidian Project Eternity raised $3.7 million from their KS and they were only asking for $1.1 million.