As others have noted, this is stupid advice because it asks you to imagine spending something no one without a royal title would consider paying.

Is the government pumping estrogen into the water supply to cause males* to become simpering Alan Alda-types whose first thought when confronted with the sight of a woman not tented in a burqua is to wonder if she has grounds for a harassment suit? Sure seems that way.

I've been saying that Emma Stone was setting up to eat LiLo's career for several years and Easy A was the death knell and everything she's done since has just been shoveling dirt and concrete upon the grave.

When I want to rank up fast in BF3 during 2XP weekends, I play TDM on 1000-ticket servers locked on one map: Nosehair Canals. (sp?) Why? Because I'm a healing/reviving MANIAC getting as much as 2/3 of my score from helping the team.

Why is this story running now, considering the Prop 6 vote happened TWO MONTHS AGO? The morons wondering why we'd need a 2nd bridge clearly don't understand international trade and transport. Even by the sniggering, smarmy standards of TDS, this is pretty cheap stuff.

Well, I guess that means I'm not going to continue playing any of the games I've started since they introduced Cloud saves. I guess I'll just sit here at the computer and play something else.

Surprised to see all the emo crying over this mediocrity. It simply wasn't very good. Portia de Rossi was playing a brunette version of her Veronica character on Better Off Ted; the fat kid from Stand By Me was lackluster; the whole old-young Eddie Izzard thing was confusing. The production design was beautiful and as…

Steam has grown to be as fat, lazy, entitled, and slothful as Gabe Newell. As terrible as last year's "Play games to win worthless coal which you can craft to get 10% off a game you bought 5 years ago" debacle, they've really managed to step up the failness in 2012 with terrible Fall and Christmas sales. Savvy gamers…

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The irony of your anti-religious sneer is that the real rude awakening is when the poor victims of our pass-along, everyone gets a participant ribbon, therapeutic, feelings-based, outcomes-based government indoctrination programs run into the real world and discover that they're not prepared for reality and their…

Bleeding Cool seems to think it's an Eddie Murphy impersonator, though based on his poor choices there is no basis for this presumption. It's tragic how he was poised to resurrect his career with Dreamgirls only to blow it up by releasing Norbit while Oscar voting was still going on. Worst. Career. Move. Ever. It'd be…

Can someone explain why none of these FX featurettes were included on the Blu-ray release of Avengers?!? First was the clip here about the Hulk which casually revealed that the shot of him smashing through the Helicarrier's basement after Black Widow had a CGI ScarJo in the foreground, now this. For such a huge movie,…

I've be (very) slowly working my way through my ST:TOS Blu-rays and when I hit this episode, I stopped to look up Sherry Jackson at IMDB. Stunningly beautiful. Hot by even today's standards.

If you can't afford to produce a show, you cancel it; you don't keep firing showrunners in the hopes of declining the quality until the ratings collapse. Besides, if the audience kept growing during the craptacular 2nd season*, then it may well be unkillable. Also, this no-name cast - when Michael Rooker and the guy…

This origin story totally omits the fact that nowadays, Gabe "When's lunch? I haven't eaten in minutes!" Newell is a FAT F*CKING LIAR!!!

1) Cast top-shelf ACTORS and not just "STARS". Look at the current run of Marvel movies (or Nolan's Batman trilogy) and how many Oscar-winners/nominees fill the screen and the caliber of directors calling the shots. Tim Story had Barbershop and Taxi on his CV before getting F4. This was because despite X-Men and…

Whenever I see articles like this I wonder how it is that the human race managed to survive for thousands of years consuming wheat as a bedrock food staple, but is suddenly suffering from it. While GM foods could be a factor, I think that there's more likely something wrong with PEOPLE now and instead of blaming the…

Actual knowledge isn't required for employment at Gawker sites; merely correct politics. Hate Republicans and think the Moon is made of green cheese? HIRED!

Wow. PS3 fanboys mentioning RRoD in (almost) 2013. It's like how Apple fanboys keep trying to pretend Windows is still at 3.1. Sad.

Would you prefer that they advertise it as a quiet little movie about a girl and her faun and have it make less than an Eddie Murphy movie these days? Why do you assume it's just generic? Because they showed a few glimpses of giant robots and monsters? Based on two minutes of eye candy, you're certain that the other…