Within the first minute of the time-lapse video you can see the Yahtzee cartoon for reference, so WTFF is the excuse of the hack writer to not recognize and mention the origins of the "Glorious PC-gaming Master Race" meme?

I actually called my girlfriend up during the commercial break after that scene and screamed, "WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT?!?!?" One of the most brilliant moments in that series' history.

Any supposed information source that allows racist liberals to edit the pages of conservative women and/or minorities to attack them for straying from the liberal plantation isn't worth a penny, like how Mia Love's entry was amended to call her a “dirty, worthless wh*re who sold her soul in the name of big business,”…

This is exactly what I was about to post. Apple prizes form over functionality and would rather have their overpriced status toys look pretty than be useful to users.

No kidding. I was about to comment that I remember once when Olivia was the central character who supposedly had superpowers to turn off lights and jump between Universes and had a really hot alternate version in the other Universe. Now she seems to be a tertiary character in the background they cut to for reaction…

Someone ripped the radio stations from the PC version of the game and put 'em online and I've got to say that the VCPR talk shows were absolutely hilarious. Three 30-minute shows, each with three guests, that are written and performed like classic National Lampoon sketches and they were merely one of a bunch of…

How stupid are the unions? A: They looked at 8% and 100% and went for the ONE HUNDRED PERCENT PAY CUT because it was the larger number. Only in the insane minds of ignorant dolts poisoned by the lies that unions are interested in helping workers does making 92% of your salary seem like an unacceptable compromise while…

Because the lack of storage expansion and removable battery is what killed the iPhone's market viability. Oh, wait...

Here's the rule of thumb for all things technical....

This looks like cut scene footage from a video game circa 2003, especially the shot of the crew at :11. The clothes don't even look real. Whoever thought this was going to do the opposite of kill all interest whatsoever needs to get out of the movie biz ASAP.

The iHerds don't care about actual quality. They think that because there's a logo of gnawed fruit on the back, it's automagically amazeballs and nothing will sway them from this belief. Nothing.

This is why I reject the slavish devotion that round-heeled Valve fanboys show for the company and its Jabba-esque leader, Gabe "When's lunch? I haven't eaten in minutes!" Newell. That fat, f*cking liar lied about the status of Half-Life 2 - first PROMISING it would ship Sept. 30, 2003 (it actually arrived Nov. 2004)…

I was about to post, "When I'm Emperor of the Universe, shooting video vertically will be punished with summary execution." This will probably result in 85% of iPhone users being removed from the gene pool, but so be it.

The preview for next week's episode shows the return of Cas, a showdown with Crowley, and a glimpse of Prophet Kevin.

I've been catching bits of LOTR: The Two Towers on HD DirecTV lately and it's surprising how poorly the effects look now. You can tell they're miniatures and Massive-animated orc swarms and the craptastic physics and sheer "it's only a bunch of pixels" vibe of those last shots suck any of the danger out of the…

The game is nearly completion. This isn't a wish list. These are the features they'll be delivering. They're not going to give GI an exclusive preview and lie about what we'll be getting within 6 months. Back under the bridge with you.

And thus any hopes of a female protagonist are dashed.

So I wasn't the only person to instantly think of "Miri" when all the Lost Boys showed up. Good to know.

Gee, almost all Republican-bashing and not a peep about Al Gore's ManBearPig hoax? Yep, it's a Gawker site!