The best crack I've ever read on that scene was in a British DVD magazine that described all that babble as "sounding like a Philosophy major who's dropped acid for the first time."

It's amusing when you see people who woke up one morning and decided that today was the day they'd post something so inarguably and factually incorrect that they will forever mark themselves as someone whose every utterance until they no longer draw breath will be something that can and should be ignored.

This article is both sexist and racist because it presumes women of color are incapable of obtaining a basic document necessary to live an independent adult life in these modern times. I had to double-check to make sure my work's web filtering didn't somehow break down and let me hit a skinhead site, then I realized…

Steve Jobs and most of the guilt-ridden uber-rich tech billionaires support Obama, but because you've been programmed by the media to believe "rich = evil = Republican" you're going to vote against Romney and for the candidate funded by the LIBERAL billionaires who have profited greatly from Chinese workers suffering.…

Taste the Golden Spray!

If Apple introduced new products every 3-4 months that EOLed their predecessors, people would whine like this article....then go line up to hand over their money to Apple. Every. Single. Time.

All throughout reading the review, I kept thinking, "The first iPad didn't have a camera and a slew of other basic items that any other gadget company would've been pilloried for omitting, but the magical gnawed-fruit logo meant it was a must-buy, so what is Microsoft getting bashed for, other than not being Apple?"

Yeah, but can he cook?

iMorons are funny. When I decided to see what the hoohaw over Macs was about and picked up a 13" MBP, I was positively aghast at how user unfriendly OS X was. It was at that moment that I realized that the people who preferred Apple weren't just snobs or iconoclasts, but a lethal mix and insane and stupid. There is…

Um, where are Terry O'Quinn and/or Michael Emerson from Lost? O'Quinn's John Locke was a fascinatingly shaded character thanks to his performance. Would the utterly shocking revelation of his life before the Island have worked if we weren't invested in this magnetic character? And Emerson proves the adage of there…

Obama gave the shuttles to blue states that supported him, punishing the red states - like Texas - who didn't. It's all about petty politics with that loser. Only 20 more days until we get to send him on his way to non-stop golfing on his own time.

Like a message saying, "We're a violent race of warring monkeys. Please come and annihilate us in order to keep the peace of the rest of the galaxy. See ya soon!"?

I was wondering where the cat actually jumping in the ballon GIF came from? Mystery solved!

You suck it up and not be a whiner about it. Over at Android Central, some user was filling his diaper about how Google "owed" the early adopters now that something better is coming at the same price only a few months later.

Gizmodo advises that you blind pre-order anything Apple may be considering to put out for the next thousand years. I'm surprised they haven't suggested that Apple offer a "pre-order subscription plan" in which you are billed $500 per year to have first dibs on iWhatever Apple releases because whatever that iWhatever…

Anyone else stop and check that they weren't reading Cracked.com and then wondered why a Cracked.com-style article was on Ranker?

No, you're not, but whoever is managing her career is allowing her to throw it all away for cheap shocks and credibility self-destruction. I was genuinely surprised at the first Pretty Reckless album and how she was taking a genuine rawk chick stance instead of the usual pop dross and songs like "Miss Nothing" and…

SHARK-PUNCHING = SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!