I need some advice...on how to talk to teenagers.

All I have to say to this is:

I don't know why I love this song, but I really do.

You know what's the worst thing?

Pretty much every time I go into a public bathroom, I feel like every door should have "YOU CANNOT GET STDS FROM TOILET SEATS" engraved on the inside, so people read it and realize they're in no danger. Every woman I know that hovers claims this is why she does it.

I want to properly respond to this but, I can't stop laughing long enough.

First Ladies are pretty much made for this. Michelle Obama, like Hillary Clinton, had to quit her job when she became First Lady. Now, until the end of her husband's term, she'll probably be supporting 'personal' causes and otherwise, doing stuff like this. I mean, for Christ sake, she goes on Oprah, Ellen & other…

Surely it's not so clear cut. There are people of mixed racial/ethnic backgrounds that get treated differently in different places/times.

Honestly, I think the Swedish Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is brilliant, but I also think that I feel that way because I watched it first. Then I saw the Fincher. My boyfriend did the opposite, and as a result said the Swedish film felt "stilted, and slow". For me the Fincher movie avoided some of the best things that…

I'm 21, but I've been living on my own (2000+ miles away from my family) for 4 years now. Summers I spend with my parents, who have moved from the state where I grew up. Being in my parents home for 2 months with no easy way to get out (they take their cars to work and they now live more than 30 minutes from a bus…

This guy is a total freak who thanks to Jezebel will always be on my avoid list, but, GOD, I want to cut his hair so bad. SO BAD.

I'm a psych student, so I hear that phrase (and use it) a lot.

No, I don't have stats (I'm sure that it wouldn't be hard to find them though), but I did have to go to several seminars before I started my daycare group with these kids. The head child psychologist there said that kids have "oral sex", meaning kissing of genitals or any mouth-genitals contact from as early as 2.…

Children do not need to have been abused at home in order to be sexually rambunctious. I've worked in the past with child psychologists in organizing a daycare group for pre-schoolers with sexual behaviour problems (in which we taught them about personal space and keeping hands to yourself, etc.) , and the majority…

I did get my hopes up with Dawn, but then it just seemed like she was there more as a device and less as a character, which happens all the time in the show, and I wish it would stop.

I really, really, really want more people of color (with actual back-stories and deep personalities) in this season!

I used to have this fear when I was a teenager. Not because of labia appearance, but because of my general appearance and body type.

Avatar: The Last Airbender. A seriously bad movie because they seemed to get everything wrong, including casting.

I tried to read the books, since my younger brother devoured them all, and they were just lying all over the house during summer. I opened it, and saw the larger-sized young-adult-novel font, then decided it was too childish. I didn't read a word.

My comment wasn't a reply to the article. It was a reply to the horde of horrible comments I was hoping would not appear. This new commenting system really screws up the way Jezebel used to be—before it would be about people talking about how horrible this incident was, and now it's full of asshats saying "what do you…