My dad used to joke about his Tomtom's female voice being his girlfriend. My mother jokes about it being her boyfriend when she changes the voice to an English man's.

Now if only the Queen of England would follow suit...

@SalutLaMiss...:

Less Prentiss?

@tammygarrison:

@MsLongstocking: Thank you for saying this!

@moonybattyjuicey: Oh man, thanks for telling me that. It makes sense now. (I love learning new things, so I think this new fact merits the use of The More You Know.)

I'm am so happy I'm not the only one who misses his beard.

I would really love it if the US did what the Netherlands does and treats drug offenders not as criminals but as medical patients. It would save a lot of stupid shit happening to people like Kira, who deserved to have their dependence treated and allowed to live their life.

#5/#15 is how I want all my future children to look. and dress.

Joran Van der Sloot is a pathological liar. He can't get his stories straight in any of the trials he's been involved in.

Can someone please do this for Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt?

You know that feeling you get when you've been having a semi-OK day and then you hear extremely bad news and suddenly everything is dark and wet and horrible?

@ilikeautumn: I currently don't live in the US, so I wasn't following the primary. That said, I really can't believe this commercial is real. Like really. It looks like either a spoof or a video made by a fan with a semi-large budget and too much time on their hands.

@BinderClip:

I like this comic, sort of. I tend to read more non-action comics and have been trying to start a few comics of my own for a while now, but they keep getting put on the back burner because of school.

If my future partner, whoever the hell they are, really loves me, they will get me this ring.

His judge father died February of this year. Hopefully now he won't get off easily.

Maybe her plastic surgery rendered all of her genuine emotions to look totally faked and exaggerated.

@Kendall_A: 90's Batman was the shit! I watched it every day too and that Batman voice will always be my favourite Batman voice. I really loved everything about that show.