I've always been a fan of Kristen Stewart and was actually really dreading what would happen when she decided to play Bella Swan.

@DeeDoubleYou: Miley Cyrus VIDEOS*

Miley Cyrus would appeal to me so much more if they looked like this:

Am I the only one extremely bothered by all this fake (or at least over the top) enthusiasm? I mean, it happens all the time on ANTM or any other reality tv-show, but it's annoying me so much today. They were so obviously fucking faking interest in the whole thing.

@pleppy: I'm sort of in touch with her and she does actively talk to my uncle, who I live with (though I am in the process of moving out). I know weddings are expensive, but I'm within her closest circle of family, which in most of my direct family's opinion means you're invited by default. And we've been invited to…

I don't know my father's side of the family extremely well but I have known for a while that my cousin was getting married today. Despite the fact that I now live in the same country as her, she didn't invite me to her wedding.

One Christmas my family went to Jamaica (where my mother's from and where my brother and I were born/grew up) and let some distant kinda-relatives of my father stay in our house until we came back.

When I was in high school I hated the fact that we were all treated like we were crazy, volatile children that were not to be trusted, and had no rights whatsoever.

I didn't want to go to prom, but ended up doing it because all my friends wanted to. I didn't ask anyone to go and nobody asked me, but I sort of ended up having a date anyway because I had to ask a friend who didn't have a date to buy me a ticket as her date (I had some last minute fees to pay and couldn't buy a…

First I lose Obama to team pie. Now Spock. I have a feeling I will slowly lose every man I love to team pie.

...I do not understand how this is even possible. Especially since the same thing allegedly happened in Italy and S. Korea also.

@franzen: I want to love her but I really can't any more. It's making me feel awful.

There was a guest lecturer in one of my classes that had come to talk to us psychology students about the ways in which we could become rich (by becoming consultants). His whole lecture was boring as hell, and thankfully it was only for half of the class but during his lecture, he mentioned intelligence. And race.…

It is great to know that other people disagree with the whole "Lindsay Lohan is a train wreck" thing.

I grew up in Jamaica. Besides mice, women (and the occasional man) are scared as fuck of lizards, which are much more abundant (and in my opinion much more benign) than rodents in the tropics.

I should have stopped reading after her quote in #2. That seriously melted my heart and told me everything was going to end up being okay for the both of them in the future.

Obama and little kids. Apart they might not be half as fantastic, but when you see them together, it's like magic happening; you just feel warm, fuzzy and slightly awed.

Maybe it's because I'm not wearing my glasses, but his tattoo looks like it says "REGRET".

@stacyinbean: Is it because he released a country album?

@stacyinbean: Learning that ruined everything for me. Well, almost everything. Now I cannot enjoy V for Vendetta or Garden State any more. Ah well, those movies weren't that good anyway...