@MagImpalor:

I'm contemplating breaking up with a current friend.

@MyRomanApartment:

Am I the only one that never really like Extreme Home Makeover? I mean, I love the fact that it helped people, but I did not love the way they made the houses.

@Calluna Vulgaris:

This is a sad day in cake history.

I like Apatow and Smith movies mostly because of how realistic most of their female characters are.

I'm totally #teamcake, but I've never ever had a good piece of red velvet cake.

CAKE OR DEATH!!1!

@MsFeasance:

@allydodds:

@plitter:

@Dysphoria:

@Strictlyforpleasure:

See, now, I'm torn. Not in regards to AFP, but in terms of Jezebel. (God I hope this an April Fools thing!)