Puerto Rico is ridiculously fantastic, that's why. Adding: look at this fabulous lack of contamination between church and state: ""Everyone knows my religious beliefs, but it is not for political leaders to impose our beliefs. We must push for progress in civil and human rights for all citizens equally. "

I'm so proud of my little island. It's not often we're in the news for something good.

"Everyone knows my religious beliefs, but it is not for political leaders to impose our beliefs. We must push for progress in civil and human rights for all citizens equally. As Governor of Puerto Rico, that's my duty."

The three scenarios are so accurate. I'm not a jealous person, and my husband has a few female friends who I adore, and I trust him 100%. But one time he had this one friend who I just did not trust. She had broken up with her boyfriend and started acting inappropriate. Late night texting, asking him to meet up for…

These lippers of mine can't use Burt's. Used to all the damn time. Then I randomly got a large case of the hives on the lover half of my face and neck (from Aloe Vera, of all things). I had to take some steroids and whatnot and from then on the only thing I could put on my lips without getting eczema was Aquaphor.…

These lippers of mine can't use Burt's. Used to all the damn time. Then I randomly got a large case of the hives on…

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One vote in favor of calling it "Haberdasher's Fuckery"!

Bonus points for using "rake," "deign," and "callow" all in the same paragraph, Pinkham. Even more bonus points for spelling "deign" correctly. It's a good day for word nerds around these parts.

I want to co-parent with you because you are awesome.

I'm tugging on my ear just for you!

I guess you could prescoop the ice cream and freeze it on cookie sheets. Hmm I like the logistical challenge of figuring out how to do this.

I might front hug that cupcake with my mouth if given the chance.

For the bride whose pristine wedding album is more important than her actual wedding.

i like this, in fact, im hiring this quartet to ' style ' my future nuptuals :

Have you been denied admission into the Cult of Sugar in All Its Forms? Why limit yourself to one sect alone.

If by "your exercise regimen" the author means "the potato in all its forms," then, yes.

omg i need to do mine right meow

I'd tell you to smile less but it'd probably just lead to strange men telling you to smile more.