A tampon is the least sexy thing, like, ever. I don't even.

I use a cup of organic lentils tied in a conflict-free hemp bag as a loofah.

Check your shower privilege. Some of us just sponge ourselves over a lukewarm wash basin.

Good for you. I decided to apply for the Fluffer position instead.

I have often thought I was stroking out when reading certain comments on other sites. The lack of grammar, the horrible spelling, just general abuse of the English language often makes me wonder.

Definitely listened to the first 15-or-so seconds of that clip thinking I was having a stroke and lost the ability to understand the spoken word before I realized the nice lady was just speaking Russian.

Love shop animals. I know this isn't unusual but my dogs vet clinic has such an assortment of shop pets. A cat, a dog, a bird and of course one time when I was in the waiting room, a hamster in a hamster ball rolls by like it aint no thing. Loved it.

It is!! I actually love living in the South because the humidity makes the equation easy - I just moisturize the hell out of it and the humidity keeps it from being too flat. I hate trying to explain to people the distinction between thick hair and coarse hair... I have thick hair ironically because I have a lot of…

Guess at what the mystery is!

His eyes are staring into my soul...

Forget about the kitten, I want that guy's "Red Dead Redemption" shirt.

Why did Orange County get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turrrrrks

Right now, my black Lab is in love with a plastic bag that our new mattress pad came in. She drags it everywhere and even brought it food today. Last week, she tried to take the garden hose inside because BEST FRIENDS OMG WE LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND WE ARE FRIENDS!!!

You know when you are a little kid and you see people drinking beer in cartoons and movies and they are having a great time and you think, "man, that must taste pretty good!" And then you sneak a little sip and you go, "what the fuck, this tastes horrible! why not just drink soda?" The other week I tried Blue Moon…

How funny I've had the exact opposite experience! My dad has brown eyes and my mom has green, and all my siblings and I got brown eyes. My husband has gorgeous green eyes (his mom has blue and his dad had green) so I hoped there was a way our child would get his gorgeous eyes. Annnd they are brown as brown can be, but…

Ahhh I've wanted blue/green eyes my entire life, to the point that I'd wear coloured contacts all the time if I could afford them (I have the exact same colouring as the girl Emily above). It sucks, so few people seem to actually like their own eye colour!

Yeah, my mom has the bluest blue eyes ever and my dad has super super green eyes. I have one brown eye and brown eye with a green pie slice in it (shit is weird). My dad's parents both have brown eyes. I always wanted blue eyes or green eyes (I feel like there are more makeup options, haha). But I prefer brown or…

thankyou! I think I have entered into a faustian deal with this. I can't take much more eating ever more out there ingredients

1% edible. This is a very challenging dish to eat. There are nice enough flavours from the spices, vegetables and sauces but the cat food lends a weird flavour and horrid texture to the dish: I can still taste that sulphorous and burnt rubber and I feel a bit ill. The dish also makes my mouth produce an alarming…

the cat food was the worst.