This picture finally made me figure out why pix of Robin creep me out. It's his eyes, in my head they are brown. (I prefer brown eyes. More brown eyes everywhere!)

Nuclear Wintour

Nope. *goes back to jamming out to Janelle Monae*

Better, they're literally giant guinea pigs.

I frickin' love capybaras. They remind me of my boyfriend, even though he really doesn't look anything like a capybara. But they're like his spirit animal. And so fricking cute!

My fave is the bulldog. They're made of lead and dark matter, and are the physically densest creature in the known universe, so one surfing isn't just awesome, it's AWESOME BEYOND ALL PHYSICS.

I had two immediate thoughts:

"executive producer Tim Minear"

Were I not on the job ATM, I'd be running around the room screaming with joy, while my arms wiggle wildly behind me and I stop for victory dance breaks. THIS IS GOING TO BE SO CAMPY AND AMAZING. I forgive AHS for their entire first season if this turns out as fucking fantastic as it could be. Angela Bassett is…

I am so excited for this season! I can barely contain my impatience. Kathy Bates! Angela Basset! New Orleans Lore! Jessica Lange! WITCH SCHOOL! Thrilled I tell you, thrilled. Look it all my exclamation points. Sarah Paulson and most of the regulars are back! Gah!

Pictured: Hillary Clinton stands on the grounds of Hogwarts, where, at the special request of the headmaster, she spent 1 year serving as Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts before returning to her career in US politics.

I googles it. YES they have bonnets and hats for these guys and gals!

They can be pretty mellow. Although, when they get excited they like to run laps around the house. They're better in pairs or with a second dog. Basset Hounds are so cute and they lumber around with those ears swinging. They get dirty so you have to keep them clean, but they do have little bonnets to keep them off the…

You should totally listen to the kid. Cross species friendships are the best thing ever. Logistics be damned.

I was thinking the same thing! It somehow felt rude to be as surprised as I was at her writing skill, but there you have it.

Aww I didnt notice the cowboy from village people story first time around!Thats a nice story to read for a change, those photos are so sweet and they look so in love it makes me feel happier just looking at them. Now to leave the internet before this strange nice happy feeling is tainted by something .

Wowzers.

I was NOT expecting that to happen at the end. Kind of stunning.

But a question: How in the world did that bird get its hands (wings?) on a sledgehammer and a power drill?

On behalf of suburban moms with a 50th birthday on the horizon I take offense to that comment. Some of us, excepting the pearl clutchers and mommy bloggers with bare chested sons, already know how to get kinky we've had many years of practice.

Love it!
My little one, Mr. Sparkles is currently pining away for Mr. Preachit who is on a fabulous wine tour of Spain!)
Not going to lie, I just wanted an excuse to post this adorable pic!

My ongoing, seemingly permanent unemployment has me super depressed. But I have an intermittent editing job that is finally picking back up. It's kind of crazy how immediately better I feel knowing I have some money coming in. Even though it won't be here until next month I no longer feel like I'm doomed to be a…