I love it too! I wish I didn't, but it's irresistible.

If I may say so, I have really attractive feet (per...a lot of people) and feel absolutely zero foot shame, unless my heels are getting out of control because I majorly stretched the time between pedicures (even then a quick pumice stone swipe does the trick).

I grew up thinking my parents were just jerky money-stingy people, and didn't want me to have new athletic shoes for every season because they hated me. One of my favorite memories is me asking my dad if we could go to Subway and he said "I can make you a Subway right here!" And losing my mind because I never got to…

My hair is white girl curly and I recoil in horror when my boyfriend tries to run his hands through it.

This is totally off topic but DAMN I love her makeup in this picture! <3 <3

re: zoey - yep it's true I went to a concert in Toronto and she mocked everyone's cell phone cameras, making me despise her arrogance. These people pay to see her and want to commemorate it. Twat.

Yeah, I'm kinda on the border with that one, too. Also, the clothing is pretty shoddy. This crone heifer likes to shop at grown up stores only because I hate having to staple my pant hems together at work on Day 1, Hour 2 of wearing new pants.

And 27 per cent believed ladies should stop shopping in 'younger' clothes stores like Topshop and Miss Selfridge once they reach their early forties.

Excuse me?

I object! There are 22-year-old bellies that don't fit inside tube tops, and some 45-year-0ld bellies that should be displayed at every opportunity.

Well, I can't take full credit for it because I just merged the two awful ones (from the gift basket and the $100 cash gift, recently) and changed the pertinent details. It was good therapy because those two stories put me in SUCH a bad mood! People are dicks.

Hi Beyonce, how are you? I just want to know is there any reason or dissatisfaction of Kanye and I's birth that both you and Jay-Z gave 3800$ each? In terms of the amount we got from you both was very unexpected as a result we were very much short on paying off the OBGYN because just for the delivery + hospital stay…

Umm, Suri Cruise has them all beat. http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/

But what if the sister only got them a gift basket?! Or worse—100$?!

I'm confused... isn't it normal to wear the same pants for a week? Oh, it's not?

I remember being told by an ex that I had a beautiful smile... when I wasn't forced to. Combine this with a "bitchy resting face" and on-and-off depression, and you have someone who photographs horribly.
If I ever get married, I hope to have a photographer like you. (Someone who can make a "neutral" face look nice.)

Does Kennedy have a hollow reed for a vagina? I don't know why she would assume that her fragile flower couldn't handle it. USE MORE LUBE.

I have to agree with Anniston. I have eaten one Big Mac in my life, and the digestional result turned me off them forever.

How do you even exist if that is the sort of thing that makes you blow your shit? How can you leave the house?