Maybe 'cuz they're 41, I dunno, but it seems like by that age we'd know better. You know, be more subtle by throwing shade or something.

I give up. Sometimes the fight is just too hard. Wake me up tomorrow.

It's hard out there for a...Gen Y'er. Millennial. Whatever. My oldest went to college, joined the military in a job in line with his degree, went to Iraq and Kuwait. In between times? He lived at home with us. Our area is way too expensive to live without help/roommate/second income. He didn't care, and we didn't…

MrMoon would be one of those 2 or 3. We could be down to our last dollar and he'd sell plasma for me to get a mani.

And I'll volunteer to be their ugly love child just so I can be surrounded by their beauty. Sigh.

So it's true that IUDs really work right? Even in possible spontaneous pregnancy? Dat baby! Dat Mama Panda! ALL the hormones!

Her hair! She is owning that crazy fabulous hair!

This is all so foreign to me. I nursed both LittleMoons for a good part of their first year. Malls, parks, beaches, homes. I was relatively discreet, find a quiet place if necessary, wore nursing brass, and I was never reprimanded or shamed and was often coddled for it. Has the world changed so much? How unfair to…

Hands down, it is. I speak a few, and Italian is my fave. So sexy. So beautiful.

Is it wrong to start having yoga fantasies?

I'm such a cow ;)

I have ridiculously itty bitty wrists. No watch fits, no bracelet fits. It sucks.

I love this! But would she represent IRL?

Thank you! One friend said to me I should come out more, that I was THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. Okay, so we were just hanging out, sipping wine and enjoying the night air, and he was probably building me up, but it felt good. Now I wanna do it again.

I've noticed this oddity too. I've also noticed that relatively thin girls never seem to have pooches. Like I do.

A kiss on your boo boo head. Yeah, I got dragged to pediatricians, fed geritol (vomit at the thought) and eventually a doctor said to my parents: You eat a whole hot dog when you are hungry, and you are full-sized. She's tiny and that will be too much food for her.

Tell me of this wonder. I must know.

Ohmygod tightlining! I live in the tropics, so most makeup is out all summer, but tightlining and a great mascara are my uniform!

What is it making weird?

This is so hard. I've been with MrMoon for 22 years. We were kids, and we've grown and changed together. BUT IT WAS WORK. We've had bad, we've had good, we've had really great. Number one reason we're still together is communication. You have to be willing to set everything aside and ask him what he needs and tell…