Debinthemoon
Debinthemoon
Debinthemoon

"Butrustled." I have neve heard such fabulousness. It has now entered my lexicon, and I can't wait to use it.

I know, right? I knew it sounded familiar, but I was all, "Oh, neighborhood watch, yeah," about it.

I'm just a regular poor with decent insurance, and. I stayed five days with my healthy newborn. My doctor was key, however. Insurance was all "healthy baby, healthy mom, go home in 48 hours." Doc said, you'll never rest like this again, so she kept noting that I had a low grade fever. Which I did not.

Eh, don't feel bad. As a half Latina I tan up crazy good in the tropical sunshine here. And I don't necessarily sunscreen. And MrMoon thinks I look pretty awesome with a tan. And so do I. Guilty!

I thought vow renewals were the kiss of death. (Next up, Matt Damon)

Down here on the east coast of Florida, the hotels can't have lights shining towards the beaches. We are crazy about our sea turtles and do what we can to help them. I <3 it here!

This is fucking AWESOME.

I've raised two kids (boys!) to put their clothes away. I can hear my clothes pile in front of the sink and the other by the dresser whispering. Some things cannot be learned, like, ever.

Embrace the breasts! They're even making camera straps for the female photographer with breast! (That would be ALL the females).

Just pulled along from the oven! LittleMoon is eating it while I type. And for dessert? Gluten filled cupcakes.

That's how I get myself through. I try to see him as some sort of musical genius that is actually a, dare I say it, feminist, although something in my heart says no.

Kanye's Workout Plan! I hate myself for loving it!

That's how we roll down here in the South. Nectar of the gods.

I'm a foot observist as well. And luckily Mr. Moon has fabulous, muscular man-feet. Both of our sons hit the jackpot in the foot lottery and we feel like we contributed something good to the gene pool. :)

Girl, I know! As I said elsewhere, my feet are one of my best features! I freak the fuck out when they are in harm's way! My new running shoes felt like they *might* start a blister and I was all hell no. Shoes gotta go. Hurray for feet!

I love you. I, too, have great feet. They're what I consider to be my best feature. I take care of them and pretty them up because while you can get cosmetic surgery for most anything, as far as I know there ain't no changin' the feet. Fly your foot pride flag proudly!

It's everywhere. As a multi-ethnic blonde with long, curly hair, there was no end of unsolicited touching when I lived in the Middle East. My landlady and her children literally shunned me for many, many days when I cut it off because of the heat.

But I love my heels! (I'm over forty) I just know to wear other shoes, too.

Fuck that noise. I live in Florida where people seem to stay younger looking and very active well into their old age. We even have a nude beach just fifteen minutes away! On any given day in my town you will run into women of all ages in all kinds of inappropriate" clothes for their age. Because of a NUMBER, folks.