You wrote a much more objective non-lazy version of what I should of wrote in the first place and covered the important points that I didn't think to mention. Awesome post.

Someone in the Government actually researching something before rulig/voting on it? Color me impressed!

Nope. The point is that it's all about the fundamentals of fighting games without the execution barrier of long combos. That's the parody. Even with the additional mechanics it's still accomplishing its goal.

Replace the MIDI music!?!?

So...

man, i really can't wait to get the new DS4 controller. After playing with it at E3, its so hard to continue using the DS3. the slight extra bulkiness fits so much better in your hand.

Give you a reason?

I gave Sherry a nip about them Enu creams.

Can they release a game called Reason so I can say

I'd rather have that Bioshock game Ken Levine wants to make for the Vita.

Yeah I guess, but I was always getting an Xbox One anyway. If you take the £55 RRP for FIFA 14 off the Xbox One price there's a £25 difference between that and the PS4. Plus you're getting Kinect.

So to follow your logic, every game should be reviewed on every platform then, right?

Uh - no, not in the slightest?

It really isn't, though

Still talking out of your ass, I see.

You seem to have a real problem with comprehension and parsing statements.

Wasn't there some law Congress passed last decade that basically said since We the People are paying for this military hardware, it's now public domain?

The American public already PAYS the military contractor first to develop, and then sell us these tools of war. We OWN the rights to the likenesses thereof, especially when used in a military setting, which I assume more than 99% of their products portrayed in video games are used for. This is just asinine.

That's actually part of the in-game tutorial. "Press sneak, fucks."

This person out of the game decides to send her personal direct messages and you state Entitled much?