Actually... that might be Luigi. Look at that smug bastard up there... "Yup. Thought so."

Does... does that gatling gun have testicles?

Anything, anything Kurt Russel sport on his head is a Mullet. Shaved clean? Mullet. A pompadour? Nope, Mullet. Top hat? Guess again. Yup, it would also be a Mullet. With a capital "M".

Does... does that gatling gun have testicles?

If you cross your eyes until you see three images and hold them that way, your eye will start focusing on the middle image, which is actually a composite of the two real ones. Once they focus the 3d effect will "fade in" and you will be able to see an approximation of it, albeit with distracting image at each side of…

Thank you, sir.

I have found it helpful to become a "Pillar". To use up every ounce of strength, every effort, relentlessly, for the person who is leaving and any loved ones involved. Hold them while they cry, be strong, avoid showing any weakness (though do not misidentify crying as a weakness. Despair is a weakness, the expression…

"Gonna be a dick..."

Enjoy!

They are studs to stop a weapon deflecting into other areas such as neck or arm. If a blade were to come down among the studs the attacker could not just turn the weapon while in contact with the pauldron (to keep himself kinesthetically appraised of Cloud's position) and just slide it across to his neck. It is a…

Well, I believe you've just proven that the low quality storytelling is not because of console bias, but of a deeper ailment in their development culture. I believe it is a misguided push toward accessibility. They struck gold with WOW. WOW was friendly, colorful, accessible and chock full of references.

Yes. Yes you would, sadly. In this industry you would put out WHATEVER the brass said, just to keep your job. Laid off employees from Bondi, 38 studios etc. are just waiting right outside the door to do your job if you won't. The only way to avoid this is if you were an established name like Kojima, an indy auteur…

New dodge move and the ability to move and aim in different directions in the console version seem to make it more complex than the PC version. I doubt the dumbing-down Diablo 3 suffered in comparison to Diablo 2 was to intentionally make it console-friendly. I think they wanted to exert easy control over builds and…

My apologies for answering you so late. I am not used to commenting on sites or social media. I did not know how you get replies. I am very sorry for your loss. I hope you and your wife are able to walk forward and have children that will make you very happy. I hope fortune smiles on you both. I am late but still…

"Just because "games used to be offline!" doesn't mean they always will be, or always should be. I can't believe that gamers, who cry if next-gen doesn't have enough pixels, filters, and God-rays, are afraid of change."

Be not discouraged. Chuckles have been had.

HAHAHAHAHA... hahahah... heh *sniff*... Ahh... There sure is.

Agreed.

If you don't mind a PS3 exclusive...

I believe there is some subtle racism at play, but everyone keeps missing it in favor of showing their knowledge of the noble savage/magic negro literary tropes. Now I am not saying that Jason being the saviour is not without its racial insensitivities. They are some valid points being discussed about this. But no one…