Let’s Go!!!!!!!!!!

“ I know the shot is technically late, but basketball is better when this counts,”

What a stupid opinion you have.

Late is late. I can’t go back and say my girlfriend’s late period doesn’t count.

Are you an Ohio Driver? Because you sound like an Ohio driver.

Ohio drivers are the cause of 99% of automobile fatalities, and so when I’m president, I am banning people from Ohio from every driving again. They all have to move to a state with better examinations or become Amish. Their choice.

Needs to have a talent where “Open Borders” are prohibited while using Trump.

Also needs to have a defense bonus against foreign religion.

Ooh! Is it time to take single anecdotes as a way to derive generalizations?

Because a girl once stabbed me once. Why are women so knife happy?

So you’re saying France was the first country to surrender to an invading force and welcome the new invaders openly?

Where have I heard that before?

I am planning on playing XCOM 2, giving up after 5 missions and starting over, giving up after 4 missions and starting over, giving up after 10 missions and starting over, giving up after 2 missions and starting over, then save-scumming the shit out of the game to play through the story.

The employees in question said that they would go on to make their own indie game. With blackjack. And hookers.

Playing Witcher 1, meself. First time playing through. Going to do all three over the next few months.

It’s still a really fun game with a great jobs system.

The game is killed though by the completely assanine rules in the Final Act (rules like don’t damage Nu Mou, for example, that are factually impossible to follow).

“Baba Yetu, mother fuckers!”

Best civilization one-liner ever.

Zero punctuation has had maybe 3 or 4 unabashedly positive reviews ever.

And you might want to realize that if someone was going to leave EA because of EA, they would have done so around the time of Dragon Age 2. You know, since that was the first time EA truly hurt a Bioware product.

You know, logic and that.

Dragon Age: Origins was after EA bought Bioware.

So in otherwise, anyone who thinks this is stupid.

Though it appears you were being facetious, so I don’t direct that at you.

Right. I think people honestly didn’t realize that there were some “battles” in the Long War you’re supposed to lose and retreat from. Once you realize how to recognize a no-win situation, it’s just one more layer on top of this amazing strategic OH MY GOD I NEED TO PLAY XCOM LONG WAR RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

Sorry, I get…

Firaxis is an awesome company. They produce replayable addicting games, fully support modding by providing a plethora of tools, highlight mod developers to give them attention, and really respect their players with great value for money.

It was mentioned. In the linked tweet.

PC link in the tweet (easy to miss, since I arbitrarily ignore everything related to twitter), linked below for convenience

Though playing it in one sitting if possible is recommended.

Time to start stocking up on tissues.