DeathBySmiley
DeathBySmiley
DeathBySmiley

In doing so, you are either a) forcing players to do positions they don’t want, or b) You are not going to reliably have 11 on 11 football. Picking your position doesn’t solve either of those problems.

I think you’re missing the basic point that no one will want to block, and they will leave a game rather than be an O-lineman.

The difference is that in football, there are 5-7 blocking positions, to 1 QB and 3-5 skill positions. That’s not accounting for defense, which I think would probably work out better, but I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that the number of people who want to block are less than 50%

Here’s exactly how that will go.

*Player 1 enters game as Right Tackle*
*Player 1 leaves game*

“You fucking dirty cheating lying scumbag racist asswipe fuckface toilet people.”

Tell us how you really feel.

Okay, thanks for clarifying.

I just misunderstood then.

Again, the confusion stems from the use of the word enemy.

I interpretted it as SoulM8’s enemy tried to kick SoulM8

Sorry, copied too much.

I mean why did the enemy team try to kick him?

Or do you mean the enemy team as in SoulM8’s team?

Eventually the enemy team starts trying to kick Soulm8, but they fail. “

why?

I like the horrible, depraved, soulless, and remorseless way you think.

Ooh! Ooh! Is it time to arbitrarily divide games based on select elements to declare that post hoc genre labelling is incorrect, and we should instead use another post hoc label based on games that came out after the initial game again?

Oh boy! Can we talk about how Megaman Battle Network isn’t really a card game too?

If “Shut your mouth” is your idea of a joke, then you should write for Adam Sandler’s next movie.

How is “Shut your mouth” meaningfully interpreted as saracsm? What it appears is that you are 16-18, and think saying things like “That was sarcasm” somehow defuses the obvious fact that you’re a 16-18 sexually frustrated loser who gets off bitching on the internet and waxing nostalgic about “the good ‘ole days.”

That’s a mature and useful response that articulates your arguments well.

Am I the only one that tried this game and just didn’t get into it? I tried to give it a shot, but it just feels like Farmville with a Bethesda skin.

So they did something amazingly incredible, but they didn’t do something mathematically impossible, therefore this article exists.



FTFY

If you bumped me out of the way en route to scoring a goal, I would be thrilled, because you scored the goal.

If you bumped me out of the way when I was about to score, and you just hit the ball sideways or, even worse, backwards, I would be fucking furious.