Yup. I went to a Colbert Report taping once - it was just awesome. We got a free copy of the Great Gatsby and I met Baz Lurhmann on the street outside afterwards and he signed my copy! So much fun - the only slightly annoying part was the queuing to get in.

Well done.

Beware the Idiots of March

Probably to get a hand job from a radio actress in the back bar.

He's a pompous, disrespectful blowhard who countenances spying and bullies guests. She a racist shit-stirrer who thinks she's advancing feminism by trolling and throwing other women she doesn't like under the bus, and then asking for dudebro points for being so "edgy" and "an equal opportunity offender". So I come…

Oh god. I don't know why this hit me so hard...I mean, murder stories are always sad but for some reason this is just making me really upset.

Ugh. No more internets today.

Team 7-month old Baby over Team Terrible 22-pound Cat Monster any day ALL day.

I don't know enough to recommend Everclear over vodka (plus, the legit, 190 proof Everclear is not legal in every state). It dangerous either way because you are treating one poison by giving yourself another, less dangerous poison. Poison control could probably tell you how much to drink/give your dog. Or they…

Yay! See, the funny part is I had this at the front of my mind because, being depressed and having a painfully, inappropriately logical and brilliant father, he said, "Well, if you're ever feeling suicidal and you think anti-freeze poisoning is the way to go, don't mix it up in a cocktail with whiskey or vodka or…

Oh my God...thank you for that! That's perfect. I felt like maybe I wasn't paying enough attention because I couldn't understand what was going on. Looks like I'm not alone.

WOW. I had no idea. I've never liked her anyway, but I didn't realize she was THIS bad. Just....just wow. I can't even fully articulate my feelings about her now.

Chelsea Handler is what happens when your alcoholic aunt thinks she's your cool aunt.

have expressed unbridled elation about having a chance to see or perhaps own an original Bush for many, many moons

Thank you to everyone who has responded to me. I don't want this thought to get buried in the comments so I'm going to start a new thread.

The people who worked so hard to see Sarah recognized are not "angry fans". We are a community of people who work tirelessly to make movies, who put our personal lives, our health,…

I think the mention of Sarah Jones has more to do with the terror rippling through the industry due to the criminal investigation than any move to placate her fans, friends and family. The culture of celebrating the daring, rule-breaking shoot (Art! At all costs!) has lead to plenty of crew members being put in…

I refuse to acknowledge the existence of 50 shades of #888888, but that sentiment is quite the worthy one.

I fucking hate this person, he's a terrible sack of shit, but damn, he's a beautiful specimen.

Responding to a satirist with harrumphy self-importance typically goes really, really well.

This is what happens when you take a 12-year-old, give him unlimited money and attention, and never let him hear the word "no".

That last cover gave me a bit of a lady boner.