After reading comments on this site for over a year, I have concluded that Kotaku commenters, for the most part, simply don't like boobs.

Da comrade! Corporation are crippling good social health of society! People must crush profit! Down with companies!

That was an awesome tribute. Well done, my hats off to the creator. But I wouldn't play a whole game that looked like that.

To those complaining about gratuitous T&A in this game... one simple question:

90% of those key presses and clicks do nothing but raise his APM. 10% translate into proper play.

OH GOD! I HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS! LISTEN TO MINE, CAUSE THEIRS SUCK!

Anyone who says what you just said has probably never played Mass Effect 2, and they DEFINITELY haven't played Fallout 2 in the last 5 years.

I've never heard of this game.

This guy's movies are nonsensical and agonizingly boring. You have to *want* to like them in order to like them. You are a worse person for enjoying his films and your opinions are bad and wrong. I will not be seeing this movie. 0/10 will not bang.

I'll never understand why pictures of hot chicks with big boobs pisses people off.

You hit the nail on the head from 1995 to 2012. But you're ignoring the fact that women and videogames has a history going all the way back to 1972.

Making signs and videos like that causes me to hate you. I don't care what the signs say or what your message is. I hate you now.

Christian wastes his own time, and *maybe* convinces a single more God-fearing comiccon-goer into leaving early and going to church, all by holding up a non-offensive, entirely neutral sign.

...but it still looks like CG. Show me TRUE photorealism or gtfo.

For what? It's not illegal to tell somebody to kill themselves, nor is it illegal to fuck someone's daughter.

This looks dumb. I'm glad they changed it.

Spoon-fed information? I guess you can look at it that way. In advertisements, it typically pays to tell the viewer in explicit detail what it is that they're buying and why they should want it. A girl watching an ant carrying a cherry does none of those things.

I don't think you've ever seen a CoD advertisement if you're claiming that there's any similarities.

No, we are not going to get tired of it until it stops being entertaining. The stuff you're suggesting sounds boring.

Is that supposed to be a sarcastic "You must be American" or a condescending "You must be American", because the former fits a lot better.