Those turtle boobs tho

So he's the one that created the Sharknados!

In case anyone was wondering how deeply Snyder and DC are committed to the "fan service" end of this deal.

Yes, through this method you will invoke Daisy herself.

So is this the sacrificial ritual to invoke Lord Satan?

inb4 you can't kill things in Mario games, you can only defeat them

Kill him? Why would I do that? I've done far worse, I've destroyed his family, his friends, and brought the leader of his kind to his knees before I threw him off of a balcony. I won't kill you goomba, because there's no need to. I've already destroyed you.
~Mario

This.

Shoulda used real turtles.

Kurniawan is kind of a legend/ghost story now in the wine world. Selling the kinds of wine he counterfeited, I know firsthand what people think/say/do around these vintages, and it's ABSURD. It was a $25,000 bottle of Petrus that finally nailed him, but prior to his undoing, folks were more than happy to believe the…

Free Rudy!

I deeply enjoy a scamming story which features the exploitation of snobbery. Oh, you think you can tell this is fancy wine or Trader Joe's wine? BWUAAHHHHAAAHHAA. Do this, friends. Put some white wine in a glass, and some red in another, blindfold your significant other, and ask them if they can tell if it's white or…

I hope restaurants follow this. I never knew how horrible Celiac disease was until a co-worker came in one Monday saying he was kinda sick from eating a lot at a restaurant with a supposedly gluten free menu. As he said, "it's not a big deal, though, just some intestinal bleeding. That's normal." THAT'S NORMAL, for…

I saw that .... and I AM IGNORING IT. THE AP CAN NOT RUIN MY CELEBRATION OF JUSTICE.

I'm a member of an NPHC sorority so I'll give a brief history. The 9 fraternities and sororities that make up the NPHC were all founded during a time when Black students were unwelcome at traditional colleges & universities; while 3 of these orgs were founded at PWIs, their members were excluded from the social…

I, unfortunately, have to second that. I'm so over this fucking state. Each day brings news of some new racist dickbag who has to open their mouth and prove their asshole cred.

As an Alabamian... spot on. :(

University of Alabama has become a beacon for outdated, racist sororities and their resistance to change.

Steve-O compared the fan's actions to "walking into a museum and walking out with art".

I have mixed feelings with the GoW series. For one, I'm happy they did not gave him a faux British accent, but on the other hand he sounds like he's from the 'hood.