"Hey @LaMichaelJames , I lost both my legs in a warehouse explosion last week but it would all feel better if I got a retweet from you!"

Without a veil?

Fuck this unfunny garbage heap of a show so hard.

If I had to work on that pos show for this many years, I'd be demanding a cool million each episode too.

There's no reason not to have a Captain Marvel movie, and I want one (BAD). But Black Widow is much more easily done and well positioned.

She pitched from the mound and made it to the plate without bouncing it at a LA Dodgers game a couple of years ago. She said she wanted to try something different this time.

And when liberals make fun of conservatives, it's an attack on religion. Or Christmas. Or the "real" war on women. Or "f*ck whitey."

This is what I thought I was going to see in the video.

If we got money for half of the content we're accused of getting paid for, I'd be a lot more rich.

I can totally see PETA backing this guy.

It should clearly be Black Widow or Captain Marvel and there's no reason this can't release in 2016 - they should slot Black Widow (who SHOULD be closer to ready, but is sadly apparently not) for July 2016 and that way they make a strong move and easily beat DC to their Wonder Woman punch (which will land in 2017 - if…

Yes it's possible the family's wishes weren't communicated to the surrogate well enough BEFORE the surrogacy began, especially since it seems like she was dealing with the agency only, not the family.

A friend of mine got told on the Fourth of July that her husband wanted a divorce. He blamed her for everything - she was too in to her career, she wasn't getting pregnant fast enough, and a bunch of other douche canoe things in a list that smelled, shall we say, fishy, from the beginning.

I lived in a small town and had been dating a guy who was kind of shady, but I didn't have any proof that he was seeing other women. One day I was getting my hair done and talking, as one does, to the stylist about my situation. I notice the woman next to me listening to me rather intently. She suddenly interrupted…

Back in the day the hostages were just the scientists from Half-Life. You new kids had all the bells and whistles. *mumble grumble*

finally, somebody wrote something newsworthy here