Add this to the “Christi is a huge asshole” file: we NJ state employees just learned that he sent a letter requesting that our July 4th federal holiday pay be revoked, since we were in the shutdown for that time. So we were stiffed for Monday’s pay, and Tuesday’s pay, while his bloated ass lay on the beach.

Documentary filmmaker here...why oh why didn’t they lock up the GD release forms? Your film lives and dies by those forms. Every project I work one, when there are releases involved, they get filed and stored securely off site. To prevent exactly this sort of thing from happening.

Or dads could, you know, play with their children without letting their egos interfere with the fun memories they will have.

Never underestimate the power of age combined with spite to overcome obstacles.

Even though the history of literature is filled with novels and essays and memoirs about the asylum, many of which were written by women (Virginia Woolf, Leonora Carrington, Sylvia Plath, Charlotte Perkins Gillman, and Alice James), those works are unusual.

This is not going to be good news to many of the old wives I know, since their final revenge plan was to outlive the old bastard, thus ensuring that they had the last word.

This must be one of the later ones. All that teal tells me it was built in the 90s.

Booze hurts monsters? That’s the plot to Grabbers!

According to this chart Saturday is hump day not Wednesday.

Most importantly, can we talk about the return of production designer Akira Yoshimura? He played Sulu in the original Belushi timeline. That should be a story in itself.

How much is the average American taxpayer funneling towards roads and bridges again? Just last October Congress transferred $100,000,000 worth of income tax dollars just to prop it up....

Actually that would be libel, not slander, because it’s written instead of spoken. And the ultimate defense for libel and slander is the truth... so Webster’s got nothing to worry about.

Electrical system failure. http://thecanarynews.com/armas-ferry-strikes-las-palmas-harbour-wall/

What do you mean, “Imagine if...”?

But do you get ALL of the juice out with just your hands? You can probably only get 90% of the juice without the 2 tons of pressure. Once you’re on your 800th glass of $5 juice, you’re going to be cursing yourself because you could have gotten the machine for free by now!

I don’t see asking for ice as a major faux pas, but rather something to highlight cultural differences. It’s a great conversation starter.

Mmm, fresh roasted dust-bunnies...now that takes me back to the farm

Mmm, fresh roasted dust-bunnies...now that takes me back to the farm

Miyazaki’s sketch room is the reason to go.