I hope they saved 15% by bundling their satellite and motorcycle insurance.

lighten up Francis

British people refer to phones as 'handsets' or more commonly 'handys'. You're reading into things way to much, or you have a Sahara Desert sense of humor. Either way, go get some cultural experience.

Man do you have some time on YOUR hands?

I'd check your source again; likely not an actual iPhone salesperson.

As an appreciator, nay, connoisseur of sarcasm and wit, your posts leave me filled with a surfeit of meh.

Your assertions are a little off, might want to do some fact checking there.

Yes, excellent. Continue with more subtlety. — not the usual British humor people in the States are accustomed.

That wasn't nearly as amusing, insightful, or sarcastic as you thought it was. Thanks for playing.

I'm honored by your sarcasm sir, thank you.

You seem to not understand the mindset of phone geeks.

If this is supposed to be a slight, it's far too subtle.

Basically any trailer for a terrible big budget movie. There's bound to be at least a couple minutes of cool looking stuff. It's just that they put it all in the trailer to draw you in, and then there's nothing good left when you actually see the movie. Also applies to most comedies. If there's a single joke in the…

In that case, it's too bad that you don't work for Gawker Media. :)

I remember when cartoonists had editors who would have corrected their sentence to The Inflatables by Pixar.

It looks like they split the necessary sealing so the pistons seal against their cylinders in the normal way (which has thus far passed the test of time as the "best" way for longevity, cost, and oil consumption, more or less) and the tops of the cylinders are part of a big spinning seal that goes past the intake,…

Who would even need this stuff for a picnic? Nobody needs wine goblets or knives when eating on the ground.

Actually, after reading the youtube page.. it would appear to be a 'controlled' supercriticality. Basically pulling the rods out at an incredible rate of speed.

Spending money of infrastructure is evil satanic fascist socialism! We need that money to give the most profitable companies in human history welfare.

I think every Apple announcement from now on should be summed up with an article like this and only this.