@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Yes, but the "Finger Giraffe" is so easily lost. From Freaking News

@Curves: Despite the sexism and racial stereotypes, I still love them. My mother used them as a bit of a teaching tool.

Once, as a kid, I saw the shuttle being carried by this jet. It was fleeting, as I was between buildings as it went over head. I have never forgotten it. It seemed to move so slow. My grandfather didn't understand what the fuss was about, then again he couldn't see.

@kalleboo: I found it easier. They broadened the contact areas.

@ScratchButt: Funny and oddly prescient. I once almost picked up a land mine. It was John Deer tractor green and looked like a toy or like a Rain Bird sprinkler plate.

I think I am going to make dead satlite TLE file. Geo-stationary, negative altitude, ha!

@Msj2705: It may not be that efficient.

What you'd get is beige, a very unattractive shade of beige.

What If Your Entire Desk Were a Touchscreen?

@Synthfilker: THERE IS ANOTHER SYSTEM

@tonykayeisadouche: I used to make a wicked accurate little blow gun out of those inexpensive .5mm mechanical pencils. I found these little plastic nubs from a construction set that fit the barrel just right. I stored them in the case of a digital watch that had the guts removed. I never shot them at anybody, that…

I suppose that rubber bands and paper clip were banned as well as wet paper towels, and paper that could be rolled into tubes or "foot balls".

For sheer danger the tuk-tuk is on my list.

Since I was a kid, I had this idea of what the "electric pen" sounded like. It likely doesn't sound as I imagine it to sound like. It is weird that all these years after I learned of the device, the imagined sound of it still comes to mind.

@thebrokencarnage: Batboy, what about the Dolphin with arms.

It reminds me of a publication that is no longer in print, the Weekly World News.

Sit in some time at 911. The are overloaded as it is. The phone helps them properly communicate, screen, and prep responders. While I like the idea, in most cases if you can text you can call.

Or even better, Bluetooth off.

@gnarbiscuit: But then I have to open Paint, set the canvas size to 1x1 then paste. That's just too much work.

@morejunk4me: WOM- Write Only Memory