“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

Hmm wonder if she’ll use the affluenza defense.

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

The irony of President Trump and his ilk being able to spout of whatever bullshit they like with zero consequence because they’re just “tellin it like it is” while literally anyone that says anything against them has to apologize and grovel for fear of an angry backlash from mouth-breathing morons is... well, I don’t…

There’s that “liberal bias” I keep hearing about at ESPN. Luckily, we have heroes like Clay Travis and Britt McHenry to defend to good name of Preside...sorry, can’t finish, vomiting out of my eyes.

My propane grill’s tank mounts on a small spring and it lets me know how much gas I have left. Problem solved. I save my fire building for my smoker. I don’t have all night to build a fire just to cook a couple hot dogs after work.

Eh, I can’t sleep without a fan or the HVAC running or music or something. The ringing in my ears is too loud in silence.

I just call them drumsticks and wings. And hot take or not, I think wings are a waste of time to eat. And I swear they’re getting more expensive, to the point where you might as well order actual chicken (like what KFC or Popeye’s serves) so you get a reasonable amount of meat for your effort.

I like the female announcer but Rex Ryan is a surprisingly bad color commentator.

I feel bad for him but I mean at least he doesn’t have to listen to Rex Ryan and the rest of the amazingly miserable play-by-play announcing team on ESPN’s broadcast of the Chargers-Broncos game.

Well we know Session’s plan would be to jail them all. Problem solved!

As an 8 year old I learned from a VHS by the godfather of kicking trickery Peter Daicos that the kick Hekker is performing is a checkside (which travels forwards and bends left-to-right for a right-footer), whereas a banana (or snap) is the sibling variation (kicked across the body—i.e., Hekker would have lined up…

Only the Rams could put 46 points on the board and still manage to punt five times in a game.

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

“unspeakably lit”

These have to be some of the best people you could ever hope to meet, because if they can stay that good-natured, positive, and energized after seeing what they see on a regular basis, that’s a rare gift. One I don’t have, because I lost all of that about a decade ago, and have been getting by on a façade ever since.

Hey, Andy Reid’s clock management in the 2minutes of the 1st half was pretty good

It’s not an unfair thing to say. First thing I thought of when Edelman got hurt.

I hope that doesn’t happen.