Isn’t “getting a championship” the only legitimate reason you need?

Realizing how close I was to Ashley’s condition was a good and important wake-up call.

Also, they swapped “femme” and “donna” and changed the fonts. Clearly 100 percent original thought there.

1. I’m a New Yorker, and I can assure you I gave a shit about the eclipse. To wit, what seemed like the entirety of my office building was up on top of the beautiful roof deck we have overlooking the east river to watch it

I was speaking of groups. Which is dumb and lazy.

He took his helmet off on the field. Should have been a penalty on the defense. First down with an untimed play. Don’t believe me, just ask the Browns.

This man can’t let anything go. That is why I’m convinced he wanted to run and win because of the White House correspondence dinner. That’s also why he wants to get rid of anything obama did.

Oh good Lord, The Bengals or Texans?

Every Thursday night game is, I don’t know why anyone watches them anymore.

Like baseball ?

Yes yes yes yes yes. Negroes need to boycott this foolishness. Go read a book instead.

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

It looks like she’s about to start her first office job and isn’t sure how to dress professionally, but she figures a plain white blouse and black knee-length skirt will do.

So she revealed herself in that infamous instagram attack? You could launch an investigation just by close reading her posts:

I’ll take the blame..b/c every morning I start my day off by sending you horrible stories and saying, “Look at this fucked up shit, Breanna!”

this is what most white supremacists would like you to think.

Campaigned for President of the United States on one specific campaign promise: building a literal wall to keep brown people out of the country.

Obviously I know all this, while living through the living nightmare that is the Trump presidency, but to see it all written out like that is jarring. If you can’t call the person that did all that a white supremacist, then white supremacists don’t exist.

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

Hey, when things are out of alignment, you gotta give it a tune up. :)