Oh yeah baby, maraschino cherries = FD&C Red No. 5, bitches! We haz it.

They chlorinate drinking water for a reason ;)

Yup. Seat Belt-Free Generation here. Free ranging in the station wagon, dead of winter, all the windows rolled up, both parents chain smoking. Backs against the unlocked car doors, leg wresting with my sister, as we hurtled down the freeway.

Ok, if Milwaukee is your idea of hell, then you are going to shit in your britches when you hear about Gary, Indiana.

You may want to read up on what most Amazon jobs are like. But these are HQ jobs, so they may not be soul sucking exemplars of Taylorism run amok.

“Amazon’s New Headquarters Should Be In Hell.”

I for one am here for the Barbie life.

I wish there was an age restriction or term limits or something that got these old fucks out of the government faster. We need fresh minds. We need diversity. We don’t need old white men getting older but still in complete and total control of a world that is changing far faster than they can possibly keep up with.

I think it’s more like the “Oh shit, we’re getting sued over the Ezekiel Elliott suspension, we better try to clean up our history of arbitrary punishment and selective enforcement” move. Another 700 or so altered or extended suspensions and that should do it.

Here’s the kicker...he’s a puncher.

This is the “oh shit, there’s 20 more counts of domestic violence we didn’t look at, plus Mr. Mara said it’s OK” move.

He’s eligible to play this week, right?

Meanwhile, all the Kinja racists are over at Jalopnik.

These folks are doing the Lord’s own work.

Conservatives have made sexual assault a partisan issue, and she’s a devout Christian so double whammy. Boys are being vilified and falsely accused of heinous crimes by girls who, let’s be honest, aren’t the “good girls.” Good girls don’t put themselves in a position where they could tempt those poor slaves to their…

She’s one of those gross women who align themselves with the MRA’s instead of other women. And, it fits with Trump’s agenda of “burn everything Obama did to the ground.”

Can someone tell me what is at heart of DeVos aims on the issue of sexual assault? How does her agenda relate to rape.....is this her twisted religious shit and how/why? I mean I know she’s evil, but what is going on here I don’t quite get it.

A child’s job is to attend school. They will not have access to school lunches if they do not fulfill their obligations and attend school.

They. Are. Children. What the fuck are they supposed to do, have empty bellies and possibly get bad grades because their minds are on that instead of their schoolwork? And who the fuck says that getting free meals via the government for the rest of their lives will be their takeaway? Awfully presumptuous.