@duckncover: It's Sub Zero! I honestly though that was Shredder.

@affable.gentleman: That reminds me of SM:TV Live back in the day (old children's saturday show presented by Ant & Dec, incase you didn't know.)

@Michael Dukakis: All work and no puns makes Dukakis something something..

@algomeysa: Are there any commands that actually do anything?

Hit me.

I saw the image first, and then read the title as "Report: Chinese Superstar Zhang Ziyi Loses Bikini For The Internet".

For the past week the entire of my upstairs smelt of gone-off Old Spice aftershave. I stay at my girlfriends quite a lot so when I came home I was hit with this awful awful smell. It was like Peter Stringfellow was squatting at the top of the stairs.

I wonder if you can trade places/streets for objects when you get sent to prison.

@Zack1e: It's AWESOME related. That's all that counts.

When I was much much younger, my younger brother and I were playing with my dad's suitcase.

@Xenolithium: Not nearly as manly though.

@Aklost: If you read the name of the app that he clicks on it reads "eboy FixPix". Also at the bottom of the splash screen immediately after he loads the app it reads "eBoy & ...".

The fact that is eBoy just makes it a whole lot better.

I love that zelda design. Looks like I have a new desktop background.

@Jezuz: 'search the fuck out of a bunch of useless locations to find the magical gold rod of dumbfuckery'.

Shellshock: Nam '67 had the potential to be really good, but ended up just being offensive and controversial but for all the wrong reasons.

I now never have to watch The Last Starfighter, the trailer pretty much squeezed everything from the movie into it.

@Batmanuel:

Finally - Chatroulette on the iPhone!

I saw Kick Ass a few weeks ago when it got release in the UK and I loved it! I think this is going to be one of those movies that it's going to be really hard to find anyone who doesn't enjoy it.