This once again reaffirms my decision to be Team LC ten years ago, even if she is a book murderer.

Well, if she's funny or something, then I guess all bets are off

Came here to say exactly this. Also, Leslie was reported as saying "Oh, she's just bein' Miley"

Clearly, they're all shopping in Eagleton.

Smith alumna Emily Gilmore does not approve

Obviously relevant to my interests

There seems to be a step here, which is why I'm assuming is why Grandma looks so short and Bieber looks like a giant

With names like Aaryn and GinaMarie

Ugh, laugh tracks are the WORST. Arrested Development, 30 Rock et al. spoiled me for life, since I can't even watch classic shows without my requisite laugh track eye roll

I thought Bieber was another anti-NAFTA Canadian, hence his "fuck Bill Clinton" stance.

Melanie Fiona, feel free to drop that clutch off at my place, please and thank you.

You're probably right, but she also did have a DUI back in New Years Eve and "going to rehab" might be part of her deal with the court.

Take a look at banner yardsign, Michael

Kelly owns "betch," always and forever. I should know, because I've already been to heaven, and after five minutes I was like, "let's go."

Don't be a betch, let me borrow it!

Re James Franco: just have the process server tell Meredith that there's a surprise waiting for him in the lobby.

This exactly. I did enjoy this piece on David Foster Wallace's self-help library as both an archivist and Wallace lover, but when she mentioned that Casey Malone "whined and moaned about how rapey the author is"? Ummm, no. Shut it down. Dealbreaker.

My eyes are popping in disbelief...

Exactly. Every time I see her in the news/gossip blogs/whatever, I just think back to the fact that she thought this monstrosity was good, and not in a fun, campy Real Housewives way.

Does Chloe Sevigny not realize that there are dozens of us? DOZENS?!?!