#ComcastRuinsEverything

#ComcastRuinsEverything

It does, marginally, but you’d be hard-pressed to convince me that anyone’s been worse than the widely over-publicized Logan Paul.

I’m not. In fact I’m almost positive they are doing it. I suppose it’s just a mild petty relief that they’re not the ones doing it exclusively, considering the country’s image at large.

Is it petty and shitty of me to be slightly relieved it’s not another story about Americans fucking things up in Japan?

This man is too good for us. We don’t deserve him.

That’s gorgeous.

As I continue to dream about what could have been...

Man, it really takes like no fucking time at all for my highly enlightened colleagues of melanin-deficient honky fuckwits to totally ruin something.

And not a tiki torch wielding fuckwit to be found.

What the fuck, Fox? I just got into Brooklyn and now this shit? Fucking idiots. I know it’s just my opinion, but I don’t really know anyone who doesn’t like it.

Like hell. You see how often the president’s thumbs are on fire while tapping away at twitter?

I’ve been wondering this over the past couple days, so I’m a little surprised I’ve only just now heard about it.

Calm down, snowflake

For a Limited Time Only™ 

Bummer. Was hoping for a new multiplayer jump-in co-op horror game.

The split-ends are a really cool touch on Cammy, but what the hell is stuck to her left knee?

I’m a 6'3" overtly honest white homunculus that’s already trying to learn Japanese for the sake of a vacation at some point, so I already appreciate the info. I personally would prefer somewhere slightly less urban, like Gujo Hachiman, or perhaps somewhere up in Hokkaido (I like snow... a lot).

Brian, I’m gonna need you to take a short break on the really cool shit they have in Japan, because I already want to move there but can’t.

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